I was about to post a goatse of racoons, but there seems to be an accidental goatse above
Accidental GOATSE you say?
And a pair of toilet ducks performing their courtship dance in the background.
He even bought her a rose (bush)
these are the spicy memes we need rn!
whoa-oh!, etc... https://www.lfgss.com/conversations/188445/
The cooks were probably all too busy doing medieval coke.
Thoughts & prayers
The link is a follow up video to the tweet
Jedward getting in on the action
Due to circumstances I can’t be bothered to explain, Jedward sent a video congratulations message which was played at my wedding. My wedding? Our wedding. No, I didn’t marry Jedward. My wife and I’s wedding. Fuck. whatever.
It wasn’t even that funny. I still haven’t really forgiven my best man. Nothing to do with Jedward but the rest of speech (despite my repeated pleas to keep I short and sweet) was painfully PAINFULLY protracted, unfunny, excruciating and self indulgent. Fuck I hate best man speeches.
I once got a trophy and section in the best man's speech, it wasn't my wedding.
I only met the best man once (on the stag do)
Seems I made an impression on him.
Handy with the Bolivian Marching Dust on the stag?
Looking out for the update video of him popping a wheelie and accidentally hitting the cameraman.
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