Sort-of memes that are cracking you up at the moment

Correct there. I am deeply.immersed in lion king cannon because I have a 4 year old

Pretty sure there were no cannons the last time I watched it

You’ve not seen the straight to VHS sequel where Don Jr shoots Simba and turns him into a rug then?

No one was trying to kill him it was just guilt that kept him away.

It was definitely guilt that kept him away from the Pridelands - although he was persuaded of that by Scar and urged to leave as part of his coup d'etat. Scar did send the hyena's after Simba to try to kill him; they gave up when Whoopie Goldberg didn't want to chase him into the thorns at the edge of the kingdom.

Simba wouldn't have known that though, and could have thought that the hyena encounter was a random one rather than a hit ordered by his uncle.

I left my 5ish year old alone with this film, I think she was traumatised by the death of Mufasa

genuinely the best page of this thread I can remember

Well I for one haven’t seen it.

My kids are too chickenshit to deal with the Lion King. My 5 year old gets angsty about the suspense in The Shape Badge when Rolly nearly gets rained on. She's a grade A wimp.

We do love a bit of 101 Dalmations tho. Is it weird that I have a minor crush on Cruella deVil?

You don't need to now.

Cruella deVil?

Go on. Live action or animation?

Scar was just trying to form a more democratic and diverse power structure by forming an alliance with the hyenas but alas, the royals killed him and maintained their dictatorship.

Fucken Lion King Thread >>>>>>>>>>

The writer of 101 Dalmatians Dodie Smith died 30 years ago tomorrow. She was born near where I live in Whitefield.

^ better content than memes

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Dodie Smith

Didn't know her work at all, had to look it up; thanks for the 'Fill_in_my_ignorance' thread :)

Scar was just trying to form a more democratic

This is bollocks, Scar was a prince, classic Royal behaviour, lions don't sweat either.

NO Barry. NO. SALAD.

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amazing.

tempted to share on the work slakcs.

big up all the capricorns!

Another one bites the crust... RIP Breddie...

Seven seeds of rye.

Bran May.