Sort-of memes that are cracking you up at the moment

Nobody better try to steal his teddy collection.

Or his Lord of the Rings version of Risk

He's wearing a wedding ring!

Married to his sword?

Quality inverted knuckles

Scott's avatar suggests scott is avec le legbeard.

He's absolutely right about his eyes.

the neck beard's terrifying me more than the sword.

Scott is clearly a legend form what I can see. Though I'm sure he gives zero fucks about what you guys say about his neck beard, I would back him to destroy you all in suitable bushido fashion. Not sure all this grief is necessary. Clearly he is the Arch Bishop of Banterbury.

And I would not like to meet any man without a teddy collection.

@brm ?

Can one be a neck beard, if one, has no neck?

Is Scott married to Sonja from Alan Partridge? The teddy bear is a little Beefeater.

https://www.google.co.uk/search?espv=2&b­iw=1876&bih=1118&tbm=isch&q=fedora+neckb­eard+trench+coat&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwia2qSay­fjSAhVrCcAKHaGXDUYQhyYIIQ

Can one be a neck beard, if one, has no neck?

Can one be a neck beard if one has no neck?

Can one be a neck beard, if one, has no neck
Can one be a neck beard if one has no neck
Ooe can tell from his eyes,
You will die from surprise,
It's the length of his sword you should check.

^ :):)

Wedding ring or limited edition Hobbit replica made by dwarves from certified Mordor forged Unobtainium and quenched in the finest mead middle earth hascto offer?

"Dude! You've got bollocks on your chin!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6Z3XKKC­RTU

^ that's one lifelike sexdoll.

#siliconehasnofriendzone

@laner has let himself go.

*orders vape pipe*

^ not a parody account. is actual king of gentlesirs.