Sort-of memes that are cracking you up at the moment

Thankful my mom was an excellent baker and I didn’t have to wade through the endless permutations of monosodium glutamate and red dye #1 to find a cookie that I’d enjoy.

I think its possibly a recommendation to have a decad of biscuits mid morning.

I'm struggling to understand the idea of not liking a particular kind of biscuit; all biscuits are fucking amazing compared to any other food. Even a child knows this.

I dunno. I can really want a biscuit but if I open the tin and there’s just a few Jammy Dodgers and some Rich Teas, that lid is going straight back on.

My kid cannot get enough of Rich Tea biscuits, he even calls them "dry biscuits"

Basically, if I was given the choice of not having any biscuits at all, or a rich tea, I would take the rich tea.
In my head, if you choose not to have a biscuit, you're probably a sociopath.

This is true. The only biscuits I won’t eat are ones with coconut, I fucking hate coconut.

very partial to a macaroon

Msg is fine

I think I get the message but does a little bite out of ten make unambiguous sense? He’s clearly sharing instructions on how to create a chocolate-less handle, but is he biting all 10 cookies at 10:00, then again at 14:00?

This was my fear. Constable_Savage, afaiu, has a stressful job. Surely taking a single bite out of 10 round biscuits at a matching time in the morning is a worrying sign? And taking bite #2 at 2:00 is additionally concerning?

Cheers, good tip.

My bad, it was the first additive that came to me, and I agree, nothing wrong with it.

Be reet

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Red dye no 1 though, nothing like a bit of temporary adhd

That's Doggerland

Before 1914 The Gulf of Yorkshire was called The German Sea, we renamed it.

La Manche. So what?

My kid cannot get enough of Rich Tea biscuits, he even calls them "dry biscuits"

Well according to the pic which kicked off the last two pages, you can tell him he's continuing a four hundred year tradition. That's an old biscuit!

Msg is fine

It's better than fine, it makes shit good.

?we called it The German Sea, not the Germans …..

Msg is fine

You're damn right

Four hours to eat a biscuit? Get on with it m8

If we’re assuming they’re nibbling 10 biscuits from 10-2 in the period from 10am to 2pm, that means they’ll be eating the equivalent of 2.5 biscuits every 6 hrs. So 10 biscuits per day.

Not only is this going to be punitive for their sleep schedule, as continuous midnight nibbling will likely catch up with them, but also is likely against best dental practice.

Happy Valentine’s Day to those who celebrate. Oldie but goodie.

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