Alcohol

"Rinse"?

What are you, a girl?

I dont even know what that means when people say "rinse... repeat". I just wrote it because I've seen other people do it. Is it a girl thing?

you can fuck that avatar right off balki, or you're going on ignore

Whats wrong with Colonel Sanders?

11 herbs and spices! Fucking count em! ELEVEN of the bastards!

What a bloody champion!

list the 11, or i can not be appeased

I prefer cocktails of drugs. Pot belge ftw

list the 11, or i can not be appeased

Its a secret dude... Im not listing shit.

Its a secret dude... Im not listing shit.

i am guessing palm oil, msg and salt count for at least 10

I was ill badly a couple of weeks ago ... almost put me off booze for a bit ... luckily my body recovered to full piss artist strength ...

I am a piss artist as opposed to piss head ...

as a drunken invention. i found that bacon marinaded in beer then BBQ'd is awesome

has anyone ever had a "johnny jump up", cider and whisky...?

That sounds really quite wrong

It's not to nice from what I remember. But then again it might be quite nice when sober.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/society/2010/jun/12/barbara-harris-sterilise-drug-addicts-alcoholics

uh oh spaghetti-o's, of course new borns shouldn't be burdened with the mistakes of their parents but exploiting already vulnerable people like this for the furtherance of your ideology is disgusting.

People campaign for all sorts of daft things, and some that are plainly wrong. Victim-blaming is quite an easy and convenient way to 'solve' problems--but only in the 'mind' of the person doing the blaming, and rarely in the real world.

I've just bottled up 10 litres of elderflower champagne.

total cost, £2.00.

Three weeks from now I'll be wading into it.

Tonight I'm on last years elderflower wine.

About 20% alcohol.

Lovely.

Stick it in some bottles, label it 'Lucifer Juice' and sell it to Londoners for £10 a bottle, you'll be quids in, they'll buy any old *shit down here

• not saying it's shit old fruit but you get my drift*
  

Good thinking.

That's if I don't sup the bally lot first.

I get a terrible thirst you know. Terrible.

soz if pearoast.

Stick it in some bottles, label it 'Lucifer Juice'

Hellderflower

How do you get the bubbles in your

Juicy lucy ??

In the hot summer time I like a decent cider (organic and strong, nothing with ice)
In the winter I like Guiness or ale (I had some Fuller Vintage a few years back, that was good, still got a bottle I am saving for my 1st wedding anniversary)
Out and about I may go for a tasty Corona or Sailor Jerry and cola/ Morgans Spiced and Cola

beelzebubbly

tonight.