Sperm

Im going to pull your boxers up your crack.

Yeah !

Get them right up there, learn him good and proper.

Yeah !

Get them right up there, learn him good and proper.

You're going have to pin him down though, my legs are too small to run fast like wind

Wow, he's got your eyes! You must be really proud.

Who wanted spunk? What are they paying? didn't read thread

Who wanted spunk?

Wow, he got me in the eyes!

You two should be ashamed, get a room already.

hahahahahah

Wow, he's got your eyes! You must be really proud.

Cheers !

I'll freeze a few of my best swimmers. Can you keep them in a fridge or is that too freaky?

I cover about 120 miles a week on a bare carbon saddle so I'm pretty fucked.

The last time I went back to my parent's house there was some dude's spleen in the freezer. He works for the police.

The last time I went back to my parent's house there was some dude's spleen in the freezer. He works for the police.

So that's fine? People do that, yeah?

goes to eat ice cream to make room in freezer

The last time I went back to my parent's house there was some dude's spleen in the freezer. He works for the police.

Eat, shoots & leaves.

So that's fine? People do that, yeah?

goes to eat ice cream to make room in freezer

. . . at least I thought it was ice cream.

. . . at least I thought it was ice cream.

I gotta empty the tub first. 2l tesco value, nam nam namm

The last time I went back to my parent's house there was some dude's spleen in the freezer. He works for the police.

I thought the police usually just leave their brains in the freezer.

So that's fine? People do that, yeah?
Used to live with a biochemistry student, he used to keep e coli and various other fagues (sp?) in house freezer... apparently it was perfectly safe!

I thought the police usually just leave their brains in the freezer.

And the LFGSS Prize For Most Studenty Joke goes to...

Khornight2! Congrats!

The frost build-up in my freezer isn't frost build-up :-)

[Not so pleasant when it is time to defrost]

Congratulations !!

The first few months are fucking mediaeval, it's a little like a 13th Century siege in a walled city, except without the respite sanctuary of sleep (or death).

Once they develop a personality after a few months it all get's much much much easier.

I turned my sperm into this little fella: (that's after at least two decades of lots of cycling).

Eddy June 09 on Vimeo

Beware, they're coming.

(Awh, what a sweet kid! and lovely video quality.)

I am sure I could father more if asked; but that would require further surgery.

Don't do yourself down. I'm sure you can't be that ugly.

"those who cover more than 186 miles (300km) a week on their bikes have less than 4% normal looking sperm"

does that mean an egg will turn an ugly sperm away? must be difficult to turn up looking cool after a massive swim.

My fridge has a phial of my wife's blood in it.

I'm thinking black pudding.

I went out with a nurse and we always talked about her taking blood and making it into black pudding...

And the LFGSS Prize For Most Studenty Joke goes to...

Khornight2! Congrats!

Oh well, I know it was obvious, but it had to be made...

I wouldn't call it studenty, just a bit crap.

Congratulations !!

The first few months are fucking mediaeval, it's a little like a 13th Century siege in a walled city, except without the respite sanctuary of sleep (or death).

Once they develop a personality after a few months it all get's much much much easier.

I turned my sperm into this little fella: (that's after at least two decades of lots of cycling).

Eddy June 09 on Vimeo

wow nice camera, what do you have?

wow nice camera, what do you have?

Canon 5D mkII (DSLR) with a Nikon 50mm lens jammed on the front.

Beware, they're coming.

(Awh, what a sweet kid! and lovely video quality.)

Cheers, I made him using my powerful sexual skills and rudimentary understanding of biology then graded the video in Adobe After Effects.

:P

Your picture is from 2001 A Space Odysey ? I also did a 2001-ish little film of my offspring a few months back . . .

Universal Shareholders Panicâ„¢. on Vimeo

Don't do yourself down. I'm sure you can't be that ugly.

I think you know its not that sort of surgery .As an Alpha male , my genes are much sort after.

My earliest memory was hanging around with all these other guys, then all of a sudden we were shooting along a pink tube, next thing I know we are flying through the air - only to land on a giant porno mag.