Balki

Balki, that wasn't my question and i am not really a Fuji track sort of person.

May I ask you another question?

Maxxis Re-fuse, according to the collectivbe wisdom of this very forum.

OK, so that's andyp and Seldom Killer on report.

No, Balki, that is not the question - or rather that is an answer to an altogether different question.

Can I ask you my question?

Yeah, go on... then we can sink this thread.

waits patiently.

Yeah, go on... then we can sink this thread.

That's a little hostile, dear chap. I do hope that you won't be hostile in your answer to my question. You won't, will you?

So, Balki, seeing as Clive just won't get around to asking his question, what was it really like to swim in icy water?

Oliver, i am about to ask my question but need to ensure that Balki is around and in a decent mood before i do.

Icy water is cold and wet.

So, Balki, are you in a decent mood? Clive is scared of you if you're not and won't even dare to ask questions.

See, Clive, this is how you ask a question on the forum. You go right ahead.

Balki, what bottom bracket should I get for my new bike? It's a fixie, by the way.

Fire away... everything is peachy.

if you're scared balki, i will hold your hold your hand

...and Oliver, bottom brackets are the most fucking overrated piece of componentry on a city bicycle. £15, job done.

Phil Wood BB my arse.

balki, i have already consumed an egg and cheese muffin, a bowl of rice crispies, a large coffee and a pain au chocolate, a satsuma and a banana this morning. i will not be cycling today, and drank beer last night. i will probably have an ale or two (max) tonight. with this in mind, what should i have for lunch?

...and Oliver, bottom brackets are the most fucking overrated piece of componentry on a city bicycle. £15, job done.

Phil Wood BB my arse.

Well, that answer really is in the bottom bracket of answers.

[does a murtle's avatar]

I have had an M&S bacon and egg sarnie and four fig rolls. I am just about to have the days second cup of tea.

What lunch time choice should I make?

(Following Damo's example)

Can one participate in a pub based bicycle race with a chest infection?

Balki

The question is quite simple.

Are you coming along to the Rollapaluza evening in the Horseshoe tonight from 6:00 pm?

I do hope so, it would be good to meet you - if you really do exist.

Damo/Dammit - have a good lunch, protein and carbs as well as some green veg. You might not manage to grab so much this evening at the Rolla event.

Cliveo, though i do appreciate your advice on the balance of food groups, i was hoping for a "balki" answer.
(i'm holding out that the mysterious ice dancer may offer up the option of "jerk chicken, rice and pea")

You have already asked him several questions, mainly, "can I ask you a question?"

You have already asked him several questions, mainly, "can I ask you a question?"

+1 cliveo is clearly engaging in an abuse of trust and a complete failure to adhere to semantics. Time to fire him from the ban cannon?

I may have asked many questions and received many answers. Sadly none of the answers correlate to any of the questions.

balki, you have failed to respond to my question. i shall seek luncheon advice elsewhere.

Balki is beginning to let us all down. I do hope he doesn't let us down this evening.

balki, you have failed to respond to my question. i shall seek luncheon advice elsewhere.

Damo,

It's the festive season and with an expectation of much overindulgence, may I suggest a nice light man salad.

that's a pie. that won't enable me to "spin to win" tonight. if cliveo were to find out that i deliberately ate a pie to avoid pain, torment and embarrassment, my days would be numbered.