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  • I have swallowed 2 flies whilst bombing down hills in the last 2 days.

    Am I going to die??

  • yes you fucking are.

  • Swallow a spider to deal with them

  • You have 3 hours.

  • Then I think you need to swalloow a bird, I can't quite remember.

  • shit

  • cat, dog, ....

  • Then I think you need to swalloow a bird, I can't quite remember.

    I don't like where this is heading

  • at least the swine flu won't get you...

  • YouTube - Guy Almost Dies After Swallowing Fly

    Try this :@}

    That was absolutely appalling.

  • NEWSFLASH!!!!

    British scientists have just found the first cases of swine flu, in flies.

  • Protein Bonus

    Swallowing flies is an Aussie national past time.. you will not die. Oh wait.. are you English?

  • Protein Bonus

    Swallowing flies is an Aussie national past time.. you will not die. Oh wait.. are you English?

    I am mostly English...

    I really think the flies have affected me... I feel like I am buzzing

  • I am mostly English...
    I really think the flies have affected me... I feel like I am buzzing

    It was probably one of these then..

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1llNSdf9c­l4

    Highly valued by 'strayans

  • Swallow a spider to deal with them

    Shit! NO! Don't do that... man, if you have already, you're going to need to find a bird, Quickly! And swallow it.

  • Shit! NO! Don't do that... man, if you have already, you're going to need to find a bird, Quickly! And swallow it.

    Bird flu

  • Protein Bonus

    Swallowing flies is an Aussie national past time.. you will not die. Oh wait.. are you English?

    This is what I tell myself when I do a Pacman swallowing all the mid summer early evening midges

  • the worst bit is when they stick to the claggy stuff at the back of your throat and you can feel them still moving about a bit, you hack you cough but they just won't budge
    then next 1 mile is filled with phlegm and spitting
    i always worry they just flew from a nice steaming dog turd straight down my throat

  • It was probably one of these then..

    YouTube - Space - Magic Fly

    Highly valued by 'strayans

    Loved that tune when I was a kid... Fucking awesome...

  • I rode along the Bristol - Bath path thingy yesterday and I think I swallowed about 30% of the flies along there. Fucking horrible

  • Then I think you need to swalloow a bird, I can't quite remember.

    A bird?!? How absurd...

  • Teach yourself to ride with your mouth closed. :-) In the meantime, think yourself lucky it wasn't something bigger...like a bumblebee. You know all about it when one of those stripy sods hits the back of your mouth at 30mph.

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