Fess up

I don't wear as much lycra as Harry likes to fantasise I do

I used to masturbate using my mother's handcream. It smelled nice.
I stopped when I realised it was a sinister thing to do.

I watched BBC Parliment yesterday and enjoyed it ...comedy gold I tell you!

It's the way I roll... and wank.

The other day, whilst waiting for my appointment, I read a 2 year old copy of Max Power magazine in the doctors surgery.

The other day, whilst waiting for my appointment, I read a 2 year old copy of Max Power magazine in the doctors surgery.

Filth.

i start fires

I've been riding gears, buying a car both of which don't equal touching Gary Smiths knee. I very much enjoyed this.

i never felt a thing.

I work as part of a multidisciplinary team that specialise in treating obese children, and yesterday I totally neglected to be the professional.... picture this......
A child of early teens is threatened with some kind of knee resurfacing/replacement because his/her weight is so high, they can't support their own weight.
And then i meet the parents for the first time......

I think I would be unable to contain my anger and disgust for the parents.....

I am picking scabs reading this

The other day, whilst waiting for my appointment, I masturbated over a 2 year old copy of Max Power magazine in the doctors surgery.

Fixed......

My geared friend pulled a gap on me going up the hill in Richmond Park last night.

Bastard.

i laughed out loud when a hipster with twin brakes, white aerospoke, coloured rear wheel and white tyre, overtook me, whilst he was "drafting" a middle-aged fart on a road bike.

Hilary Stone came to my office this morning ... to see me!

I can't track stand. Or skid (but I'm not sure it's possible without clips/clipless and with a clunky long-wheelbase bike.

are you riding fixed without foot retention?

good luck

I have been riding fixed on platform pedals without any issues, but I just bought myself some clips to try and improve my game--particularly my braking efficiency.

I have been riding fixed on platform pedals without any issues, but I just bought myself some clips to try and improve my game--particularly my braking efficiency.

Please see below for my standard response to this type of quote:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA and furthermore.......HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Hilary Stone came to my office this morning ... to see me!

Did he offer you £201 for that bike you never managed to sell on April 1st?

how slowly do you travel?

Late one drunken night about 2 weeks ago I put a last second bid in on a frame, which I won.

Didn't realise it was his until the next morning.

He hand delivered it.

how slowly do you travel?

Have to admit that at more than 25 mph (about 120 rpm) it gets a bit scary. Being pedantic, I get down to 0 mph.

Not sure what Crazy James finds so funny: that someone might prefer to start off unclipped (it's what I'm used to) or the idea that clips might be worth trying. Or that I jokingly used the expression "raise my game". Whatever.

thats so funny , i thought i was the only person that did that :-)
if they hopped lanes to do it i intentionally let the cars in the hopped from lane move by smoothly and quickly so they wished they had stayed put.

I do this too...but even more so if it's taxis!

I'm currently riding a unipack as a temporary stop gap. And loving it.

I'm sitting on the toilet taking a poo.