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  • oh man. much as i hate to nominate myself two wins in two days*

    *aside, i don't hate it at all. i LIVE for it.

    but i just did a cracking, albeit entirely unintentional, dad joke win.

    a few weeks back i saw these cute little scrabble tile pendants in the sunday times magazine. the missus (who's a big scrabble fan) was away on holiday at the time so i thought, "that'll make a nice gift" and ordered one with her initial on. they sold out due to the times piece, so took a while but turned up today.

    the lady friend just rang me from the flat to say "guess what i'm wearing?" after a few not very funny and intentionally wrong guesses she told me. i asked her to send me a picture. the picture just arrived. a close up of the chestal area with the scrabble tile pendant perched on top.

    without thinking i replied

    "nice rack".

    hehehe

    I'd like those two minutes of my life back please dooks

  • maybe you didn't understand. i said...

    OH NEVER MIND!

  • *flounce

  • keep going dooksy, i've been needing a monologue for a script i'm writing..

    ;)

  • seriously though lovely scrabble-specific story, bro

  • Crap landing.

  • At least he landed.

  • "chestal"?

  • it's medical jargon for boobies.

  • Do not pass Go, do not collect £200.

  • I liked the scrabble story.

  • oh man. much as i hate to nominate myself two wins in two days*

    *aside, i don't hate it at all. i LIVE for it.

    but i just did a cracking, albeit entirely unintentional, dad joke win.

    a few weeks back i saw these cute little scrabble tile pendants in the sunday times magazine. the missus (who's a big scrabble fan) was away on holiday at the time so i thought, "that'll make a nice gift" and ordered one with her initial on. they sold out due to the times piece, so took a while but turned up today.

    the lady friend just rang me from the flat to say "guess what i'm wearing?" after a few not very funny and intentionally wrong guesses she told me. i asked her to send me a picture. the picture just arrived. a close up of the chestal area with the scrabble tile pendant perched on top.

    without thinking i replied

    "nice rack".

    hehehe

    Pics or it didn't happen..

  • busted. i made the whole thing up.

    thanks balki. i was thinking of you while typing it. contrary to EEI's accusations i wasn't drunk at all. i was just experimenting with your trademark "having a mental breakdown" style of posting. it didn't go all that well for me i don't think.

    i am quite drunk now though. bed soon. have to go and play on the railway in the morning.

  • Do not pass Go, do not collect £200.

    you're obviously not a cluedo player.

  • That was spectacular!

  • i was just experimenting with your trademark "having a mental breakdown" style of posting. it didn't go all that well for me i don't think.

    I dont think it goes all that well for me either.

    3 hours til the weekend. :)

  • After the difficult task of explaining Quantum entanglement to my 5 year old (thankyou for that one Discovery Sci-Fi), this morning. For the first time he said he wanted to be a scientist like daddy when he grows up. "its like magic, but real"

    Floated to work this morning.

  • It'll be striaght back to scuba diver the next time we're at the aquarium.

    But I'll enjoy it while it lasts.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEKOhPvvw­-c&feature=related

    Epic fail for an Irishman being called English though.

  • Loyalist?

  • He'd be racing for Team GB then.

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