Blinded by the site

Andy Pancake's fond reminiscing yesterday about 2007 took me back to those innocent days before curiosity lead me to this website wherein I saw the bikes of other men. I realised then that like Adam, knowledge had corrupted me. Back in the day, the merest glimpse of lo-pro chained to railing sent me into raptures for it was as fantastical as a captive unicorn; its rider as majestic and quixotic as a Jedi. And in rapt wonderment did i giddily speculate about where these fabulous steel steeds could be acquired. Now, thanks to this site, i realise it was probably a Ciocc or a Colnago bought of ebay ridden by a supply teacher called Gus.
Anyone else have a similar 'anti-epiphany' they wish to share?

best thread ever.

Neither Hippy, nor FatBoyRalph are fat in real life.
dogsballs isnt a prick in real life.
VelocityBoy likes riding slowly (I guess the direction is important to him...?)
plagiarist is object is object17
Shinscar is a man.
(^ little part of me died.)

Neither Hippy, nor FatBoyRalph are fat in real life.
dogsballs isnt a prick in real life.
VelocityBoy likes riding slowly (I guess the direction is important to him...?)
plagiarist is object is object17
Shinscar is a man.
(^ little part of me died.)

all lies

provenrad's name isn't really proven rad.

I'm actually quite slapdash.

Big Red Man is actually an ageing rocker trapped in the body of a massive child.
Scott not Scot is not Scottish.

Back in the day, the merest glimpse of lo-pro chained to railing sent me into raptures for it was as fantastical as a captive unicorn; its rider as majestic and quixotic as a Jedi. And in rapt wonderment did i giddily speculate about where these fabulous steel steeds could be acquired. Now, thanks to this site, i realise it was probably a Ciocc or a Colnago bought of ebay ridden by a supply teacher called Gus.

Ha . . my sentiments exactly!

Scott not Scot is not Scottish.

most people gathered this from the 'not Scot' part ;)

But he had to change his username in 2007 to reflect that fact...?
Scotenger.

stelle doesn't like 'e's

I remember thinking Phil Wood hubs were extremely mysterious.

I'm not really edible. I can sing tho'. Not in tune tho'

I'm actually quite slapdash.
you prematurely ejaculate?

dogsballs isnt a prick in real life.

^ Lie
I'm not a teen and I haven't been murdered... Lately...

meow.

that's really good, dale.

er.. I haven't had any since I was about 12?

I'm not a mouse.

There I've said it.

I've never had a cleft palate, however I was born with strange feet.

"or six toes and webs if you believe Fred"

I'm not a fucking assistant stage manager, these are my good damn motherfucking initials, you cretins.

I don't actually sell aerospokes. waits for gasps of astonishment

liar

I'm not a fucking assistant stage manager, these are my good damn motherfucking initials, you cretins.

But I do actually sell aerospokes. waits for gasps of excitement

Can I have a brown one?

I'm not a fucking assistant stage manager, these are my good damn motherfucking initials, you cretins.

I don't actually sell aerospokes. waits for gasps of astonishment

just pushing the price up, eh?

liar

That's harsh murtle. At fiddy dorrahs he is virtually giving them away.