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blimey will, you've got even iller than me this winter.
on my gravestone I will have: "All visitors and deliveries please report to reception"
or "what are you looking at, Cunt ?"
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• #3
One of our number could use the classic inscription:
"Here lies Fred
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"You think I'm dead and I can't find you,
Don't look now but I'm right behind you." -
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"I'll never marry; I'll never wed
Nobody wants to kiss you when you're deadsadface
"
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• #6
'I told you I was ill'
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• #7
I find this a bit morbid. Cheer up - it's just a cold.
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• #8
"Meet me at the cemetery gates..."
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• #9
Gonna be buried with the 'nago?
If I were you I'd give it away now while you can still appreciate that look on my face when I take it off you ;)I've got lots of tissues here if you need some. Boots, 2 boxes for £2
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• #10
On mine: "WTF?!" or "What truc.."
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• #11
Waynes Ded
just to piss off Platini…
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• #12
"Meet me at the cemetery gates..."
Buried by a vicar in a tutu.
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• #13
"Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt" - Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
Cliche but i like it.
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• #14
"I'll never marry; I'll never wed
Nobody wants to kiss you when you're dead"
Well, not strictly true; that's why they lock the gates after dark
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• #15
Should you not all be strapped on your trusty steeds and set alight. Viking (ish) burial FTW.
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• #16
"Im just resting my eyes"
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• #17
Burried by a vicar in a tutu.
You managed BDW's aim there...
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• #18
"Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt.. except this death thing.. fuckin' ay that stung like a bitch!" - Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
Did he really say that?
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• #19
Clive: "Losing weight at last".
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• #20
Anyone: "I really DID bone your missus. Ha!"
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• #21
OnOne "This headstone cost more than your house".
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• #22
"I want a second opinion, doc"
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• #23
Tynan: "Oh shit - hi, God."
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• #24
Tynan: "I fuckin' told yaz!"
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• #25
Tynan: "Oh shit - hi, God."
And at what stage would he have chiselled/dictated that?
You've not really thought this through, have you?
rpm
cliveo
Platini
tricitybendix
clefty
villa-ru
hippy
big_daddy_wayne
andy.w
Balki
So I've got the man-flu (the virus has apparently jumped the species barrier) and I'm still awake at 3 this morning, moaning occasionally and making harrowing grunting noises from the back of my throat and, naturally, my thoughts turn to death. I start to think about my headstone and what words I would like on it. And what words would be fitting for other forum members. Perhaps, for BMMF, it would be "Bring some fucking fresh flowers you lazy cunt", for Hippy a simple "RIP.WAC". For Oliver S Cleopatra's needle would have to be sanded down and pressed in to use. GA2G would obviously have a list of every other LFGSS epitath.
For myself, well, I was tempted by "Here lies WiganWill, RepWhore" but in the end I settled for "WiganWill, 1925-2009. He started the Car Thread".
and you?