Grave Concerns

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  • So I've got the man-flu (the virus has apparently jumped the species barrier) and I'm still awake at 3 this morning, moaning occasionally and making harrowing grunting noises from the back of my throat and, naturally, my thoughts turn to death. I start to think about my headstone and what words I would like on it. And what words would be fitting for other forum members. Perhaps, for BMMF, it would be "Bring some fucking fresh flowers you lazy cunt", for Hippy a simple "RIP.WAC". For Oliver S Cleopatra's needle would have to be sanded down and pressed in to use. GA2G would obviously have a list of every other LFGSS epitath.
    For myself, well, I was tempted by "Here lies WiganWill, RepWhore" but in the end I settled for "WiganWill, 1925-2009. He started the Car Thread".

    and you?

  • blimey will, you've got even iller than me this winter.

    on my gravestone I will have: "All visitors and deliveries please report to reception"

    or "what are you looking at, Cunt ?"

  • One of our number could use the classic inscription:

    "Here lies Fred
    He's dead"

  • "You think I'm dead and I can't find you,
    Don't look now but I'm right behind you."

  • "I'll never marry; I'll never wed
    Nobody wants to kiss you when you're dead

    sadface

    "

  • 'I told you I was ill'

  • I find this a bit morbid. Cheer up - it's just a cold.

  • "Meet me at the cemetery gates..."

  • Gonna be buried with the 'nago?
    If I were you I'd give it away now while you can still appreciate that look on my face when I take it off you ;)

    I've got lots of tissues here if you need some. Boots, 2 boxes for £2

  • On mine: "WTF?!" or "What truc.."

  • Waynes Ded

    just to piss off Platini…

  • "Meet me at the cemetery gates..."

    Buried by a vicar in a tutu.

  • "Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt" - Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

    Cliche but i like it.

  • "I'll never marry; I'll never wed
    Nobody wants to kiss you when you're dead

    "

    Well, not strictly true; that's why they lock the gates after dark

  • Should you not all be strapped on your trusty steeds and set alight. Viking (ish) burial FTW.

  • "Im just resting my eyes"

  • Burried by a vicar in a tutu.

    You managed BDW's aim there...

  • "Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt.. except this death thing.. fuckin' ay that stung like a bitch!" - Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

    Did he really say that?

  • Clive: "Losing weight at last".

  • Anyone: "I really DID bone your missus. Ha!"

  • OnOne "This headstone cost more than your house".

  • "I want a second opinion, doc"

  • Tynan: "Oh shit - hi, God."

  • Tynan: "I fuckin' told yaz!"

  • Tynan: "Oh shit - hi, God."

    And at what stage would he have chiselled/dictated that?
    You've not really thought this through, have you?

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