What's your favourite greasy spoon cafe?

Ha! Cheeky ;-)

Hmmm, it seems this cafe is in Bolton too;

http://www.sharenator.org/The_10_Breakfast/

Ey? So which one is the 'true' one then?

No idea. As Corny said, it's today's internet meme.

For takeaway food, it has to be HOTSPOT. in Vine Street Crescent, near TowerHill.
http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&geocode=&q=vine+street+crescent+london&vps=4&sll=51.510926,-0.075681&sspn=0.005008,0.009613&ie=UTF8

For greasy choices, Whitecross Street, off Old Street.
http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&geocode=&q=whitecross+street+london&vps=2&sll=51.524125,-0.092643&sspn=0.005006,0.009613&ie=UTF8

Potato scones, fae Bonnie Scotland:

I had those once in Edinburgh. I wondered what the fuck they were. Apart from just bloody wrong.

...and taste like wet sawdust

Potato scones are quite amazing. They are the densest matter known to man. FACT.

Good with fried mushrooms.

Potato scones are quite amazing. They are the densest matter known to man. FACT.

Potatosconium?!? Isn't that what Corny's bike's made of?

bringing this back from the dead, friend spoke to me about this yesterday, bit of an internet meme, but what the hey.
Think it would be worth a ride and then a mad dash there to eat, though I'm thinking sharing would be good, and possibly cheap as well, if they let you split it between three or four of you.

Mario's Cafe in Warren Street, London, do a big breakfast for £10.
Eat it all in 20 mins with no drink to wash it down with and you get it free.

It's 10 eggs, 10 bacon, 10 sausage, 10 toast, 5 black puddings, tomatoes, beans and mushrooms.
No Chips

that's aweome. we should do that. get two and a bunch of us sit down.
@scott - wouldn't you eat the mushrooms too?

I think they use them on the space shuttle to prevent it burning up in re-entry

Potato scones are quite amazing. They are the densest matter known to man. FACT.

I thought you were Scottish? It's Tatty Sconn! ;)

@scott - wouldn't you eat the mushrooms too?

I'd eat it all...i was meaning there would only be one piece of toast left after Graham had....nevermind :)

Looks like a challenge.

It's on the first page of this thread but the AYCE breakfast at Maggies in Lewisham is probably do-able as a challenge. And in London.

Maggies in Lewisham

Make Your Own (As much as you can eat)
Egg (scrambled/fried/poached), Sausage, Bacon, Mushrooms, Fried Slice, Black Pudding, Liver, Fried Onions, Chips, Beans, Bubble, Hash Browns, Tomatoes (tinned/grilled), Ham, Toast, Tea or Coffee

All the while being circled by waitresses constantly refilling your mug with the weakest milkiest coffee you can imagine.

I thought you were Scottish? It's Tatty Sconn! ;)

Me, nope, I'm english. In exile, currently.

English? Supporting Celtic?? :-$

Me, nope, I'm english. In exile, currently.

Sounds familiar :)

English? Supporting Celtic?? :-$

Long story… :)

English? Supporting Celtic?? :-$

Here we go... ;p

Long story… :)

you can fill us in over breakfast...

I'd eat it all...i was meaning there would only be one piece of toast left after Graham had....nevermind :)

HA! you are having a day of it today Scott.. want me to follow you aroud the forum and add subtext to all your posts.. avoid this confusion today eh ;)

I'm just so misunderstood :(

nice places here for a trip after a stay at a "friend's" place :P
nobody mentioned the west end kitchen, so i do that then:
http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?q=west+end+kitchen+london

good food, allday british, diff options for brit. breakfest when in before noon-ish and good other food things, Fricassee, fried fish stuff etc., not that cheap 4.50 to 7 bucks usually, but tasty.

I had those once in Edinburgh. I wondered what the fuck they were. Apart from just bloody wrong.

this is fucking brilliant. i've got to drive to glasgow friday, but now i've remembered they have these and also those square sauages! it has softened the blow

only slightly though