For Sale: Swagger bikes

haha what is this tools ebay seller name?

i seem to remember copenhagen being the first place i saw fixed bikes, about 5/6yrs ago if i remember correctly.
was obviously too busy inventing the scene over there to remember to set i up over here.

He's literally ALL the Danes talk about

I earn a bloody fortune:) I own 2 cars 2 homes in ISLINGTON 2 kids and a wife with very expensive taste, ie.mink coat for Christmas £2000.00.

Indeed you are the man! But only £2k on a mink coat - don't be cheap, buy her the sleeves to go with it for Easter....

haha what is this tools ebay seller name?

i seem to remember copenhagen being the first place i saw fixed bikes, about 5/6yrs ago if i remember correctly.
was obviously too busy inventing the scene over there to remember to set i up over here.

'on1langster'

'no1wanker'
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I own 2 cars 2 homes in ISLINGTON 2 kids and a wife with very expensive taste, ie.mink coat for Christmas £2000.00.You wish you could be me Pistanator.Now go and get your own life BBBIIIAAACTH.

Jesus fucking Christ, what with you showing off how rich you are? you're worse than Jade Goody!

The numbers don't add up unfortunately. Even if you sold a total of 25 bikes last year and made £500.00 on each (highly unlikely) that would still only give you a total of £12,500*

*profit remember, not turnover.

if he sell them at an average £800 to muppet (like that £750 Giant Bowery with BMX decal), it would be an average £20,000.

In fairness....surely it's someone having a 'laugh' and not much else

No mate, he's as real and dilluded as they come

Fuck the world and everybody on this forum.

I remember you were a pleasant chap at Trixie Dix, why of all a sudden you behave like a right cunt on an internet forum?

edit: actually stratch that, he can't see me anyway since he blocked me.

No mate, he's as real and dilluded as they come

Aye but....surely not?

I own 2 cars 2 homes in ISLINGTON 2 kids and a wife with very expensive taste, ie.mink coat for Christmas £2000.00.You wish you could be me Pistanator.Now go and get your own life BBBIIIAAACTH.

It's like Wu-Tang lyrics...

Hahaha! More like Kriss Kross!

Jesus fucking Christ, what with you showing off how rich you are? you're worse than Jade Goody!

Rich and Common and Stupid.. good match Ed

Jesus fucking Christ, what with you showing off how rich you are? you're worse than Jade Goody!

if he sell them at an average £800 to muppet (like that £750 Giant Bowery with BMX decal), it would be an average £20,000.

Thats turnover though don't forget.

Hahaha! More like Kriss Kross!

I own 2 cars 2 homes in ISLINGTON 2 kids and a wife with very expensive taste Gucci or Loius Vuitton, ie.mink coat for Christmas £2000.00 yo, not no pair of Slippaz.You wish you could be me Pistanator I'm dropping bombs like the Terminator.Now go and get your own life BBBIIIAAACTH. Word

Fo realz

Thats turnover though don't forget.

Nah. Profit. cause they are all nicked*

*only joking

I love this forum.

Gotta say, although he's a first class pellet OOL has been highly entertaining

This whole thread reminds me of this http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=PJnCZOw3igY

Yeah.. I'm enjoying reading all this.. fucking comedy gold! :)
It's almost a pity he self-banned :)

To think I actually briefly defended the guy, I thought he was alright when I met him, on the other hand he has provided thread after thread of entertainment, I think we should start a poll to bring back ononelangster!

To think I actually briefly defended the guy, I thought he was alright when I met him

I thought so, too.

To think I actually briefly defended the guy, I thought he was alright when I met him, on the other hand he has provided thread after thread of entertainment, I think we should start a poll to bring back ononelangster!

1+ he was a pleasant chap as far as I remember during Trixie Dix, but on the forum he seemed to decided to have an alter-ego just because he's behind a computer screen.

You have to give respect to get respect,so fuck all of you faggots

I've not found you funny until now.

Funniest post in ages... I've not found you funny until now.

+1, and Ed, everyone grows a pair behind a computer screen,
this fellow seems to have grown them to the size of watermelons

the funny things is people know him
i can understand it if he wasn't known like messenjah and posting sillyness but everybody knows him
how to make friends and alienate yourselves...... from the market you are trying to break into