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Looks worryingly like Carroll too. In better news Darwin has a banging new goal celebration dance, watch him for Uruguay in the WC and you might even see it?

Bottom three.

Bruce out.

Big win for Chelsea tonight and for Potter. Really need that win. Reece James is such a great player. Shame about Fofana but I hope it gives chaloba a chance again , he really impressed at times last season.

But not better than TRENT, who is bestest ever full back in the world I hear.

I was surprised at how poor Milan were

Yeah was listening on the radio at work sounded like they started well but collapsed after 1st goal.
It was a big win in terms of pressure in Potter.

Oh of course TRENT is the bestist.
Actually I think both of them are class. Trent has the attacking edge but James a better all round player.

Don't get me wrong, Chelsea were excellent, but Milan just couldn't compete in any area of the pitch

I hope Potter can do well. I really like him it must be Hard to come in after the whirlwind of Tuchel.

When we conceded our second last minute goal in a week (both of them virtually identical too) I thought "at least we're not West Brom".

Hard to disagree. We're in a death spiral.

Bruce is still in post as of right now. No fucking idea why.

Long shot, anyone been to Coventry and have any idea of which pubs near the ground are away friendly?

Trying to work out where to park given that the trains are fucked.

Ron Gourlay seems to have an aversion to sacking managers. Jaap Stam was in post for far too long with us when it all fell apart in his second season. (He is also a dangerous idiot who nearly bankrupted us buying mediocre players on huge lengthy contracts, but that's a whole different story)

Yeah. He was hailed as a great hire when he joined but it only took 5 mins on google to see that he’s bumbled along fucking things up at every club he’s been at.

Coincidentally, we’ve recently signed a load of players on needlessly long contracts who aren’t very good.

Very, very real danger of being in League One next season.

Which club have the worst goal celebration music? I reckon Bayern are pretty untouchable.

https://youtu.be/E1AWN-ZqGGQ

I'd rather hear that than Chelsea Dagger every day of the week!

Solid mental gymnastics from Eddie Howe on the BBC live text this morning:

More from Newcastle boss Eddie Howe who says he understands why some people were uncomfortable with the club's ownership.

"Yes, I do and I understand the question. But for me, the directors' and owners' test ratified by the Premier League, I have to have faith in that process," Howe said.

"Obviously I've been the decision-maker behind where some of that money has gone, and I've looked at it purely from a football perspective trying to recruit the best players for Newcastle.

"I've said this right from day one - it's always about the football for me. If I veer too far from that and I go into areas of the club that won't benefit my players or the team, then I'm not going to do my players justice.

"Everything for me is about trying to get the best out of the players that I have every single day, and hopefully that shows when we play. I've never veered too far from that in my management career and I think that's vitally important for me."

Basically I just pretend it doesn't exist. Simples.

Which club have the worst goal celebration music?

All goal celebration music is an abomination and should be abolished.

"Look guys I'm just a football coach, not an expert in well-documented human rights abuses, torture and state-sanctioned murder"

Exactly. It's not like he bears any responsibility for spending the money he spends or managing the results of the team or stuff like that.

He's just a football person; taking money from a despot.

All goal celebration music is an abomination and should be abolished.

Rondon has been trying his best.

Cooper in.

How come they don't keep asking Guardiola this kind of thing?

Because Pep would throw a shit fit? Maybe ban people like siralex did? I dunno. He has more clout than Howe. Suddenly there would be less access to interviewing players etc and so on.

Also, Pep's bosses only do petrochems, slavery, and bigotry. Howe's bosses do international murder too.

Martin Edwards was a butcher..