Football

I thought Tom Davies was one of the homeless guys for a minute.

Good lads though.

"It's positive in the negative that you say I'm not used to this, but I want to know which coach has always had blue sky and never cloudy or a bit dark. Perhaps only a coach who is always at a dominant club in a league. It shows how beautiful my career has been."

This is Mourinho, who has definitely only managed plucky underdog teams.

Great result. And mad that was given silly rule really. But happy it's given.

Great finish from Giroud. Couldn't understand how it was given at 1st.

Without VAR nobody would’ve batted an eyelid if it was given offside. Extremely lucky but not entirely undeserved.

That shot from Werner at the near post was something, not many keepers would’ve kept that out the way Oblak did.

Pep's jacket is absolutely incredible.

Dele Ali's goal lovely overhead. And Bale made his finish look easy.

I missed peps jacket. was it Spanish estate agent chic?

Alisson's dad has drowned, this season just keeps getting better. Horrible news.

https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/www.caugh­toffside.com/2021/02/25/liverpool-goalke­eper-alisson-dad-dies-aged-57-after-drow­ning/amp/

tragic news, my thoughts and prayers are with Alisson and his family. I hadn’t realised Klopp lost his mother recently too :(((

16 yo registered with a PL club busted with growth hormone in his fridge which his parents tried to cover up

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/561­86820

No druqs in footballs.

Or gays since Fashanu

'Der Hammer' Hitzlsperger.

Legend.

Is this the stuff they gave Messi?

Messi got HGH for his small stature.

(fuck off)

People from Derby are short, lol...

How about that Giroud goal, eh? What's this about Pep's jacket, what am I missing?

Edit: OK, seen it now... 🙄

He was "diagnosed" with a "growth hormone deficiency".

the regulatory commission ruled "on the balance of probabilities" that the player - who had "no anti-doping education at all" - did not intend to breach anti-doping rules.

After he hung up his boots. Does not count

Having a deficiency of growth hormone is not something you want to live with.

(fuck off)

Don’t doubt that. Not bagging people with HGH deficiency, just a general level of scepticism about doping in sport. (Why’s my fuck off in brackets?)

Because, Lionel is the same height as me. Me commenting on height deficiencies is, somewhat, ironic.

like 10000 spoons ironic?

Not dunking on anyone’s height. Having thought about it for a bit, given he took HGH for 4 years and still got to what, 5’6”, 5’7”? probably means he did have a hormone deficiency.

Almost certainly did.
168 cm is the best height.