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ive just spotted Naymar at Bristol airport

Is he waving a dildo behind the sky sports reporter?

He was!!!! and then the reporter fell off a ladder

Fucking aersome

I’m only here for the replies;

https://twitter.com/hiberniannfc/status/­1356333716428222470?s=12

As talk was about dildos...

(I’m aware it’s fake btw, before anyone points it out).

This letter was, by all accounts, sent by Abramovich to all Chelsea players.

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plays in the hole :)

I dunno. Maybe you shouldn't have sold us your good keeper, Arsenal?

Is 79 seconds a record for earliest red card in a premier league game? Terrible challenge from the Southampton kid.

Keith Gillespie - 12 seconds.

https://thefootballfaithful.com/fastest-­sendings-off-premier-league-history/

(Ah, some of those were from coming on as a sub. Might be 72 seconds from the start for Tim Flowers then.)

On his 2nd ever start as well. Opps.

Only 4th quickest. Damn, never mind. Interesting to see that 2 of the other quicker ones are also against Man U.

on 1st viewing i thought it was harsh, both going for a bouncing ball showing studs up. but yeah red card

back when spurs toasted southampton in september I said Hassenhutl has to learn to shut up shop. 3rd time on his watch. thats poor

Should be a red card to McTominay for shirking a 50/50.

Might watch motd tonight.

Congratulations to Sheffield United for drawing level with Derby's record. Just 16 games left to pick up that last point.

It’s ours to keep. There will never be a set of circumstances to lead to such a shitshow ever again.

I’m more excited to see Big Sam bail on the Baggies just before he gets them relegated. Gotta keep that CV clean.

Reminds me of when we signed Akinbiyi. Was sent off 2 minutes into his debut for elbowing and then butting an opposition player.

https://twitter.com/dlrbrts/status/11024­78302487420928?lang=en

just sorting through some old boxes and i came across this

my first ever game, dad took me along, very little memory of the game to be honest

Thought you said that after they shipped 3 at chelsea? (drew 3-3). Without both Vestergaard and Walker-Peters, playing with 10 men for the whole game, 3 of the goals coming after they were down to 9 men and knackered, goal disallowed for marginal offside. I'm not saying they couldn't have done better or 'Big-Sammed' a 2 or 3-0 loss, but I still think Hassenhutl is a pretty decent coach who will recover from it.

from fortress anfield to hopeless at anfield in little over a month
i had hoped dry-anuary was over

We were tepid today. So slow and so many backwards passes.
I don't understand why whenever the ball gets to Gini he has to do a 360 and then just pass it back where it came from.