Are All Scousers Criminals?

Boo! Worst thread ever. I hope you're all ashamed with yourselves.

(Although I learned about Purple Aki!)

Irony fail.

Yes, you are correct. The apostrophe was used to indicate an abbreviation of "that was". Well done. You may have one gold star.

In which case you used it incorrectly. An apostrophe can only ever substitute a single letter.
EDIT:This advice is absolute bollocks, as evinced by pajamas' thread below.

Platini: In which case you used it incorrectly. An apostrophe can only ever substitute a single letter.

You've got that wrong Platini.. you'd better change it..

You've got that so wrong.. you'd better change it..

You're right. I was wrong. Repped.

Your orl luny

my mate went to watch an everton game up at goodison park once. He was walking through the car park and a flash geezer was just locking up his sports car. Two little kids came up to him givin it the usual "mind yer car for a quid misteh"... He said "I don't think so boys, noone's going to be nickin my car when my rottweiler's in the back."

One of the kids straight away says "fair enough mate - but I don't think your rottie's gonna stop you gettin yer tyres slashed."

Absolute scally genius.

my mate went to watch an everton game up at goodison park once. He was walking through the car park and a flash geezer was just locking up his sports car. Two little kids came up to him givin it the usual "mind yer car for a quid misteh"... He said "I don't think so boys, noone's going to be nickin my car when my rottweiler's in the back."

One of the kids straight away says "fair enough mate - but I don't think your rottie's gonna stop you gettin yer tyres slashed."

Absolute scally genius.

I refer you to my earlier post, #25. It alluded to this hoary chestnut in a much more subtle manner.

I can see the connection now... true story though, we were only about thirteen and he came back to school on Monday pissing himself about it.

You're so full of it, mate. I could probably link you to about 20 times where you have been ignorant/single minded on this forum. Don't be such a fucking hypocrite.

Calm down mate. I'm interested to know about my '20 times' cos I can't think. Can you please provide 15 so I can learn from my ways?
Bearing in mind that 75% or so of my posts are wind-ups, sarcastic, piss takes and tongue in cheek
Thanks in advance for your help

my mate went to watch an everton game up at goodison park once. He was walking through the car park and a flash geezer was just locking up his sports car. Two little kids came up to him givin it the usual "mind yer car for a quid misteh"... He said "I don't think so boys, noone's going to be nickin my car when my rottweiler's in the back."

One of the kids straight away says "fair enough mate - but I don't think your rottie's gonna stop you gettin yer tyres slashed."

Absolute scally genius.

Ha!
I spent the first few years of my life in Huyton which is a rough area and very shit. When we left we still used to go back to visit my Nan & Grandad every other weekend who still lived there
On the main road we used to drive down, there's a TA barracks and they had a WW2 tank that was placed in the forecourt of the barracks - it had obviously been through the war and survived and was a symbol of strength. As a kid I was always fascinated by this tank and always took great pleasure in seeing it.
One weekend I was distraught that the tank had gone. I asked my Grandad where the tank had gone to which he replied "The kids off the estate have wrecked it!"

Calm down mate.
Thanks in advance for your help

Clever, very clever, cos that dog looks just like every scouser I know in fact

Oh yeah, silly me, I see where you're coming from now

not all liverpudlians are criminals..just most of them.also its illegal for any scousers to be in a public place without wearing a shellsuit and its mandatory for any house in liverpool to have a burnt out car in their front garden

Stereotypes are great aren't they mate? Last time you wnet to Liverpool was........? Tit!

just about every scouser i have known personally has been whining, self-righteous and aggressive.

but I'm sure all the others are very nice.

The scouser that I know best is a partner in one of the magic circle law firms- a much more efficient way of trousering your cash.

One for Pistanator;

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2008/nov/12/everton-premierleague

Is this a polite(ish) way of saying "are all scousers criminals"?;

"The demographics of Liverpool as a city are not hugely compelling"

What does he know about it?

It's cos our Chairman Kenwright WON'T sell. He's a tit and can't leave his trainset alone for anyone else to play with. He's looking for investors, NOT buyers which is why we're fucked

"Excuse me Mr rich oil baron can you lend me £100m for my football club?"
"Sure, what will I be getting in return?"
"Fuck all, as I'll still be in charged and run the day to day business"
"Get fucked you old cunt!"

The scouser that I know best is a partner in one of the magic circle law firms- a much more efficient way of trousering your cash.

I know one like that who is an Everton season ticket holder as well and despite his Oxbridge education and years as an M&A lawyer still speaks with a quaint scouse accent.

Unfortunately a very nice chap, which offends my natural prejudices.

I think Liverpool is fucking amazing. I lived there for 5 years and in many ways it pisses all over london from a great, great height. Anyone who judges it without having been is, of course, a fucktard. Over the years it has been betrayed negatively in the media and I kick myself whenever I recall how down on the city I was when I first arrived. It has specific issues with equally specific histories and is by no means perfect but it has more character than any other city I know.

"Absolute scally genius."

isn't that an oxymoron?