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  • Just spent a week in the New Forest riding brakeless, how nice is that! Usually ride the mean streets of London with all its problems. A week of peace and tranquility, i have been spoilt.

  • Calshot? ;-)

  • Bully for you.
    Waste of a thread but.

  • Watch out for those cattle grids! haharr!

  • ^ha!

  • I spend all year riding the New Forest as I live in it. Might seem tranquil but that can turn to boredom (no traffic to tussle with, no interaction with anything other than dodging the odd horse or cow) and I find myself heading into town more often than not.
    The fact I can do a 30 mile route without stopping once is nice though...

  • I spend all year riding the New Forest as I live in it. Might seem tranquil but that can turn to boredom (no traffic to tussle with, no interaction with anything other than dodging the odd horse or cow) and I find myself heading into town more often than not.
    The fact I can do a 30 mile route without stopping once is nice though...

    Where abouts in the nf. Saw some guy in Sopley once riding along.

  • Waste of a thread but.

    I didn't think you were Welsh John??

  • Why the hell did you feel it necessary to tell us you were brakeless?

    I'm glad you got to enjoy a nice tranquil time there...by all means post pictures of your trip to show us all the beautiful scenery...but brakeless...why was that even needing to be mentioned, let alone be in the thread title.

    I thought at first it was gonna be another pointless thread about the pros vs the cons....but it turns out it was even more pointless!

    Why not re-title it 'A great time in the new forest' and show some pictures instead?

  • I went out yesterday without any trousers on.

  • So you had shorts on then or may be a sarong.

  • I just rode my brakeless bike again with no brakes...was soooo f*cking hardcore....you shoulda seen peoples jaws drop everytime i skidded...on my brakeless bike....which is how you stop on a brakeless bike....cos it's got no brakes....it's tha shit seriously...riding brakeless....with no brakes like.

    Oh yeah...and i passed a little forest which was probably pretty....but i couldn't tell cos i was too busy riding BRAKELESS!!!!

  • I've got no lights on my bike.

  • I've got no lights on my bike.

    So you ware them on your bag / person then?

  • Why the hell did you feel it necessary to tell us you were brakeless?

    I'm glad you got to enjoy a nice tranquil time there...by all means post pictures of your trip to show us all the beautiful scenery...but brakeless...why was that even needing to be mentioned, let alone be in the thread title.

    I thought at first it was gonna be another pointless thread about the pros vs the cons....but it turns out it was even more pointless!

    Why not re-title it 'A great time in the new forest' and show some pictures instead?

    fucking hell. go easy on him, for crying out loud!

  • i've just eaten two curly wurlys, don't even care if it spoils me tea

  • fucking hell. go easy on him, for crying out loud!

    Oh come on...that was hardly harsh...you swore more than i did!..;)

  • i've just eaten two curly wurlys, don't even care if it spoils me tea

    The bait has been throw out there but I'm not going to bite.

  • i'm bringing a bar of chocolate to the night ride tonight: Ritter Sport 'Mousse au Cocolate' as eaten by clean Tour De France winner Lance Armstrong (possibly).

  • ritter sport rules.

    "great recovery chocolate"

    what a cuntish thing to say, I'm going to hang myself now

  • I just rode my brakeless bike again with no brakes...was soooo f*cking hardcore....you shoulda seen peoples jaws drop everytime i skidded...on my brakeless bike....which is how you stop on a brakeless bike....cos it's got no brakes....it's tha shit seriously...riding brakeless....with no brakes like.

    Oh yeah...and i passed a little forest which was probably pretty....but i couldn't tell cos i was too busy riding BRAKELESS!!!!

    the problem is there's nobody in the forest to see you riding brakeless, or anyone to shout "NO fucking Brakes MOTHERFUCKERS!!" at

  • So you ware them on your bag / person then?

    I ride bagless.

  • You've taken boddy modification to the next level. You have l.e.d inplanted all over your body with an internal wiring and battery system. Every night you plug yourself in to recharge occasionally being woken by a strangling sensation where you have wrapped yourself up in the charging cord. Infact last week died in just such an accident.

  • I ride bagless.

    that is the new brakeless

  • I went out riding bagless today.

    I must have looked fucking cool with the under-saddle toolkit and water bottle mounted to the frame.

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