North Drinks. Every Week, Wednesday 6pm - The Maynard N8

People who dont live in North London are poofs who can't face one of the inevitable hills.

People who live in North London like fisting each other and don't drink, rendering a North Drinks event pointless.

mikec, All this time I never reolised that you were a Russian Billionares.

I hide it well

All meet at Archway and sprint up the hill?

Your'e keen! I think I will go for a liesurely ride up Archway Rd, it is the end of the week after all. I can bring a stopwatch and time you if you like though?

People who live in North London like fisting each other and don't drink, rendering a North Drinks event pointless.

Is this reverse physicology? You really want us to invite you along get you drunk and then fist you?

I was only joking. I am riding to Brighton the next day. No sprinting anywhere for me tomorrow.

Is this reverse physicology? You really want us to invite you along get you drunk and then fist you?

No, I have quite big hands that go down a treat at fisting parties, so I was just testing the waters for any potential fisting requests.

No, I have quite big hands that go down a treat at fisting parties, so I was just testing the waters for any potential fisting requests.

The Fist & Flask?

There's not enough fisting on this for.. oh FIXING.. I think I'm in the wrong place.

How many have we got for north drinks then?

http://www.fancyapint.com/pubs/pub131.html

this is close to central but still north and can be gotten to with minimal / no climbing it also has a FANTASTIC VIBE - massive garden and is bike friendly.

Ahhh, I see you chose a place already.. hmmm.

How many have we got for north drinks then?

1. Duncanant
   

1. Duncanant
   
2. PinkGottiMobbs
   
   

Come

Come on, we need more. At the moment its looking like a romantic drink for two.

Come on, we need more. At the moment its looking like a romantic drink for two.

I dont kiss on first dates!

Its ok, I am willing to take it slow.

I'm going to try and swing by if I can.

PGM I think the other kids might actually be 'working', sure there will be more peeps by the end of the day.

Ah yes. Work. That is why I am sat at this desk. I remember now.

1. Duncanant
   
2. Pinkgottimobbs
   
   

Come

P!mp

i'll drop by

http://www.fancyapint.com/pubs/pub131.html

this is close to central but still north and can be gotten to with minimal / no climbing it also has a FANTASTIC VIBE - massive garden and is bike friendly.

Ahhh, I see you chose a place already.. hmmm.

You can come along too, we won't fist you just yet though.

There's not enough fisting on this for.. oh FIXING.. I think I'm in the wrong place.

Fisting is so last year. Vacuum sex is where its at now.

Fisting is so last year. Vacuum sex is where its at now.

Do you have a 'special' relationship with your DYSON??

Do you have a 'special' relationship with your DYSON??

My boss has his own private fetish manurfacturing company, not related to our normal jobs, he is infecting my mind with all this perverse stuff. Mind you he has promised me some free tickets to Erotica this year so I am not complaining too much. And no to the dyson, I have a Numatic anyway.

"allaboradthefailboat, doomed, doomed to failure!, drinks, epic fail, fail, fail pub, itwillendintears, north, takeacoat "

I think there are some non believers out there. Just coz it's a bit hilly. . .

Edit: I'm sure I'll be eating my words tomorrow night ;)