Is it "Wrong" to...

I'm well past 'mad'..

Get a job and buy your own TP you bums.
Anyway, all smart people shit while at work. No point wasting your own water/tp/time/money.

how much does having a shit at home usually cost you??

Depends how long it takes doesn't it. As a contractor I'm charging by the hour (or part thereof).
Any way you cut it, it makes economical sense to 'drop the kids off at the pool' whilst at work. @_@

Depends how long it takes doesn't it. As a contractor I'm charging by the hour (or part thereof).
Any way you cut it, it makes economical sense to 'drop the kids off at the pool' whilst at work. @_@

so you charge your girlfriend by the hour while you're at home?

i agree though, it does make sense to use the dunnies that someone else cleans.

No, I charge work when I shit at work.. come on man, think!
Mal's on a day rate ;)

i will grant you that you can earn money while shitting at work. i wouldn't pay you to have a crap, but it's good for you that someone else is willing to.

Hmmmm, I need a poo now but if I wait until 08.00 my company will be paying for me to take it. I like that idea, but can I hang on that long..............

toilet roll, marmite, olive oil, coffee, booze, blank dvd/cd's, pens, stereos, they're all fair game in my book (the book was nicked as well)

Why bother? It's much more cost effective to just acquire a laptop, or just rape the company expense system.