What is a hipster? Look at this fucking hipster...

I blame Beyonce circa 2014:

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the hipsters hitched their wagon to the kale train as long as they could but in the end even they couldn't keep up with kale

kale is fucking rank tho.

Wife's kale and mushroom lasagne says you wrong.

You should try it in a traditional Dutch "stamppot".

https://www.thespruceeats.com/stamppot-with-curly-kale-and-rookworst-1128837 (Sausage optional.)

Sleepy-hip:

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I'm glad that bottom photo is cropped.

^ Haha! Indeed.

He's inserting an entire chimpanzee into his feeding orifice.

bleurgh
https://www.homelessnhappy.com/about-us/
(spoiler: they aren't homeless)

hashtag bossbabe hashtag killing it

Hashtag Wankers! Painful shit. Bleurgh indeed.

Deny those fuckers the oxygen of..... oxgen.

From their not entirely fictitious Testimonials - 'Fanny Myth, Personal Branding Mentor'

occasionally i get a weird glimpse of this world where, it seems, everyone is selling each other advice about how to be great at online marketing and loving it. like a party in a sealed chamber where everyone's sniffing each-other's farts. I don't get it at all.

in what world are these "hipsters" ?

wankers? yes

Self-absorption, lack of self awareness, tattoos, former DJ, ludicrous 'job' titles, piercings, seeing themselves as cool outsider disruptors - in what world are they not?

sounds like the most mainstream clapham tag heuer wearers tbh .. the hipsters have pivoted

imagine literally living in clapham

imagine literally buying and owning and wearing a tag heuer watch and living in clapham and eating some dim sum and drinking a camden hells and getting the tube literally imagine it and how that would be and what people would think

Can you please stop picking on @amey?

About as hipster as ed sheeran

oh the wrong level of hipster is it now lads alright then nice one thanks for the heads up

can i ask anybody new interested in posting here to hold fire a couple of days because we're ALL A BIT CONFUSED

Maybe “hipster” enough for Manchester.. xoxo