Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

this is not the bike porn thread

Would ride, even with the poison caterpillar tyres.

at's somebody deliberately trolling the Serotta fanboys, then I applaud it.

Been my experience state-side that Clydesdale owners are completely oblivious to how ugly their bikes look in general.

No way, that thing is rad. Fanboys can say what they will but i bet Ben Serotta would like it.

Never seen so much spare steerer in my life

Sad to see, although I'm a fan on the hanging basket mounted on the back.

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Downtube beer keg?

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Yikes.

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'Expensive bikes disguised as ali express'

Nobody riding that thing needs a powermeter.

Yep. How much better would it look with early 10s Campy on it... MGoOF is over.

£170 with the Audi steering wheel or £130 without

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All of these reactions at once

I wonder if the airbag is still live?

Who needs that much water?

Who needs that much water?

Anybody going out for most of a day in warm weather. 4 big bottles is 3l, the same as the big CamelBak

i hope the rider has a suitably matching outfit

The Cannondale lettering is really getting to me for some reason.

Nah, I just drink a litre n a bit and spend the next week pissing orange and chasing my hydration back.

Like a real athlete.

They are clearly not for water but for air. They are flotation tanks so he can ride through lakes.

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You've missed the best photo!

He bought a set of 55cm alloy handlebars from Amazon. He then had a friend cut them down to 25cm across the tops and weld them back together.

The chap guy who wrote the article said Rane's a very entertaining guy who really knows his (speciality) onions.