Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

Presume the frame and rear rack were made by different people at the same time and they never met or discussed the project.

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I assume the angle is such to support a rear seat pack attached to the seatpost
Looks poo though

Looks like a cat stretching, they should go all the way and add whiskers and a tail.

Fishy looking bikes >>>>

Presumably you also mean the fork, headtube and rear triangle, which all look like they belong on different bikes. What a complete mess.

Why is there a gibbet cage on the fork?

And then there’s the Klein ‘Wolfman’ - seat tube detailing can’t be unseen.....

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I can’t think of the right word for this abomination, but if I ever saw the owner I’d certainly give them a ‘pizza’ my mind.

Get it?! ‘Pizza’, and ‘piece of’? Never mind...

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http://roundtail.ca/main/the_bikes

bike companies have spent millions developing composites to deliver a more comfortable ride. But they have been stuck for decades, enslaved to the concept of a triangle...

bike companies have spent millions developing composites to deliver a more comfortable ride...

...when all people really needed was bigger tyres at the right pressure

Isn’t that just a looptail with a fucking big loop?

@chez_jay in it's defence, the 5 arm Super Record 11 crankset is probably the most beautiful crankset of all time. That frameset is very anti though.

Apart from all those other better looking crankset though, right?

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Is it just me, or does that look a bit marginal on heel clearance. Marginal as in negative...

It's you. If your heels would hit that loop, they'd hit straight stays too.

Porn if you own a Jaguar, anti if you do not?

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imagine putting all the effort into becoming a pro cyclist then having to ride this

I suppose if you own a Jag you can probably afford the dentist's bills...

A .... bike?

It's annoying me that it will be at a completely daft angle once installed.

change of bar tape, would ride

OTP carbon frame and hardly anti

Former pros that I've spoken to often complain about the bikes they had to ride.