Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

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  • it's actually perfect for it's intended use as a fixed gear time trial bike. ugly as sin yes but not as useless as a track bike with a spinny gear and riser bars going nowhere fast.
    that aerospoke wheel is being used for it's aerodynamic properties and seconds saved on a '10' or a '25' not for getting full house on hipster bingo.

    it's definitely a hideous bike though.

  • it looks like a deep sea diving bike.

  • it look like it's designed to molested the wreck of the Titanic.

  • ok someone fess up, just found this gem on ebay, http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?V­iewItem&item=180349711140&indexURL=0&pho­toDisplayType=2#ebayphotohosting

    [URL="http://i8.ebayimg.com/04/i/001/44/3d/b2f­7_3.JPG"][/URL]

    £350 at the moment. You'd have to be a bit of a wanker to ride that.

  • just because of the colours you mean? 'red wine puke metalflake', especially horrible next to those hubs. nice bike otherwise IMO.

  • £350!?!??! There's some complete muggins' out there

  • Whichever poor sod buys that bike is going to get so much abuse from forumengers riding past.

    "What make is that frame mate?"
    "Oh it's a...swagger...I think"
    "Wankerrrrr"

    However even a precursory google for Swagger Bikes give the classic LFGSS thread as top 2 hits, so whoever does buy it is bringing it one themselves, I guess.

  • Whichever poor sod buys that bike is going to get so much abuse from forumengers riding past.

    "What make is that frame mate?"
    "Oh it's a...swagger...I think"
    "Wankerrrrr"

    However even a precursory google for Swagger Bikes give the classic LFGSS thread as top 2 hits, so whoever does buy it is bringing it one themselves, I guess.

    Does OnOneLangster build the frames for Swagger bikes, or does he just take old frames and paint them and build new bikes and brand them 'Swagger?'

  • The latter.

  • The latter.

    Well, that's kind of lame. But not as lame as the paint work on the bike.

  • Whichever poor sod buys that bike is going to get so much abuse from forumengers riding past.

    "What make is that frame mate?"
    "Oh it's a...swagger...I think"
    "Wankerrrrr"

    However even a precursory google for Swagger Bikes give the classic LFGSS thread as top 2 hits, so whoever does buy it is bringing it one themselves, I guess.

    Ah yes, a classic thread:

    http://www.londonfgss.com/thread15048.ht­ml

  • Have you noticed how Dean hasn't put 'Swagger' anywhere in the title of his listing or in the details....OR even taken a decent photo of the actual decals/downtube so you can't read it properly....?

  • despite all of his silly ramblings about "THIS BIKE IS LIMITED TO JUST 1 BEING PRODUCED IN 2009, AND WAS USED AS A PROTOTYPE DISPLAY BIKE." and his use of my favourite term "STEEL TRACK SPECIFIC" and it looking like shit, £350 is not expensive if you look at the parts list.

    I love his lifesize stallion (which he probably named dean) and his 'roman/egyptian style' chest or whatever it is!

  • it's actually perfect for it's intended use as a fixed gear time trial bike.

    Yeah you actually wrote that!

    (i like how this one was done)

  • Decent enough parts, shite frame....

  • ^yep,
    I didnt think anyone would defecate awesome 531 and make langster geometry frames with it.

  • dunno if this is a repost but in my eyes this defines anti-porn.
    http://www.pedalmafia.com/bike_ups_img/4­79_1.jpg

  • http://www.pedalmafia.com/bike_ups_img/4­79_1.jpg

    no anti, no porn but not anti either

  • weird front brake

  • dunno if this is a repost but in my eyes this defines anti-porn.
    http://www.pedalmafia.com/bike_ups_img/4­79_1.jpg

    so anything that doesn't look like a standard racing bike geometry is anti? I bet people said "what the fuck where you thinking" to lo pros at first too.

    not my cuppa beer anyway douuu, nice saddle by the way ;)

  • looks like its got an aero fairing on the brake.

  • Does OnOneLangster build the frames for Swagger bikes, or does he just take old frames and paint them and build new bikes and brand them 'Swagger?'

    E amiled OOL as an "interested" e bayer and he states catagorically that this is a NEW frame and all new parts.

    T..d.. p..

  • dunno if this is a repost but in my eyes this defines anti-porn.
    http://www.pedalmafia.com/bike_ups_img/4­79_1.jpg

    Pure porn in my (rather smutty) book.

    ...d.e .i.

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