Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

tThis was started by a member of LFGSS

http://i.imgur.com/bjMBpv5.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/9HUbRvk.jpg

Ahaha that was me.

After creating those three submissions and suddenly feeling like perhaps I was being a bit meanie, I passed it on to some random guy who said he wanted to take the concept somewhere, but doesn't appear to have done anything with it.

I think /r/fixedgearbicycle is mostly populated by teenagers. Try to offer anyone any constructive criticism towards someone's broken build and you usually get downvoted and a load of "haters gonna hate bro mash dat ride" type bollocks.

I think /r/fixedgearbicycle is mostly populated by teenagers.

So, some of us have taste. We aren't all brash american suburbanites who bought their first fixiebike for $99 at Target.

Yeah, I'm being really abusive towards shit bikes on there as the moment as a coping strategy for the amount of time I'm having to spend in the library revising

I bought a leader...^^

Better than a create/nologo.

http://i.ebayimg.com/t/51cm-BRIDGESTONE-­TRACK-frame-fixed-gear-BIKE-sugino-75-NJ­S-velocity-deep-V-NITTO-/00/s/NDgwWDY0MA­==/z/-EIAAOxyGStRq8Dw/$T2eC16R,!ygE9s7HJ­GyjBRq8DvlQyw~~60_3.JPG

look at this testosterone suppliment gorged nonce
My Ferrari Colnago Bicycle - YouTube

i bet we hear more from him during the saville inquiry

i bet we hear more from him during the saville inquiry

Do you suspect he was involved in the Bloody Sunday events?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bloody_Sund­ay_Inquiry
Or perhaps you meant Savile

savile m'lud

maybe a hunch or an assumption,
all I know is i wuz right about the others

"Let's start a kickstarter to manufacture a fixehbeik where it's unique selling point is that it has vertical dropouts and an eccentric bb! And let's do a publicity shot that won't undermine people's reservations about that choice by showing it with a slack chain!"

My Ferrari Colnago Bicycle - YouTube

I don't know whats worse. The guy in full Ferrari getup, that hunk of shit bike, the 'I-want-to-go-on-a-rampage-every-time-I-­see-someone-riding-a-bike-with-bar-ends-­pointing-to-the-moon' bar end setup, the guys equally hideous choice of 'sports' pick up truck or the terrible video effects. Basically the whole thing is a massive shit sandwich.

eeeeeew

Having laboured through the tedium of him parking the truck, unloading the bike and hanging a helmet from the bars I was steeled for some shit MTB action; but wobbling around a plaza takes the biscuit: just what was the message he was trying to convey?

Anyway on with the bikes; needless to say this is also 'merican:
http://i.ebayimg.com/t/BENOTTO-time-tria­l-lo-pro-funny-BIKE-road-pursuit-FIXED-G­EAR-track-convert-frame-/00/s/NDI0WDY0MA­==/z/97MAAMXQlgtRqQJD/$%28KGrHqF,!qMFGmd­ERF2DBRqQJDGG9Q~~60_3.JPG

Having laboured through the tedium of him parking the truck, unloading the bike and hanging a helmet from the bars I was steeled for some shit MTB action; but wobbling around a plaza takes the biscuit: just what was the message he was trying to convey?

this is what alerted my suspicions re a certain broadcasting company scandle, the nonce comes across as a max clifford/cunt lee travis type with a bit of stuart hall''s braggadocio, the filthy cur

sad to say, but the only reason his ridding that round a shopping center /kiddies park is for grooming probably
some poor halfwit like me would bowl up
""gee mister, is that real a colnago?""
then bam!
noncey's got his hand down their shorts

feelin' dizzy already?

how about this...

^ Conflicted between getting really angry and crying in corner.

are they about to be buried down a mine shaft?

Seriously hideous. I don't understand why anyone would create this awful look over and over again!

the consistency is impressive though

pehaps the misguided buffoon took this an inspiration for a colour palette

the consistency is impressive though

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