Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

Supercool...

Totobobo!?.... srsly?

That GT.

Somewhere there is a pissed off Helicopter pilot seeking Vengeance.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/fixiedouche/8231801172/in/photostream

For some reason I actually kind of like the custom paint job.

Shame that combined with everything else it looks a total dogs dinner.

FBNPNA thread>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

I know posting Crates is like shooting fish in a barrel, but...
the description!
the price!

2 brakes and foot retention...

They've really upped their game.

The faux-Airlites are probably the least offensive of Curtis Odom's designs.

These are horrid, and there's an even worse 'clubs' version which is so offensive that he hasn't even put a decent picture of it on his Flickr

Clubs are the least of his worries, his logo reads as 'Cuntts'

0.7 pengies I reckon, impressive.

I believe this is going to be on the cover of next month's Total Wank magazine.

Its a pity about the finish and the cutout, it could have been nice.

^just looks like someone displaying a greater than average quantity of mass or 'gravitationally challenged' person has set their posterior upon it and it has been unable to keep its original form.

tl:dr some fat fucker has sat on it and its bent.

has pengy become cool?

I mis-read the rims as 'Schwarzenegger'

..would have been way cooler

Schwarzbrenner ≈ moonshiner, that has to be cooler than the governator

am sure there is an ugly jersey thread but can't find it right now

http://s4fa811ca5d66b.img.gostorego.com/802754/cdn/media/s4/fa/81/1c/a5/d6/6b/catalog/product/cache/1/image/370x/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/t/m/tmx-jer-ls-m-2k.jpg

The Traffic Master Jersey (with Uniform Vehicle Code on sleeve) ... when being seen trumps all other fashion considerations (however, we feel that acid-green and lemon-yellow together is the new black). If you ride your bicycle when it's chilly, foggy or dark, in appreciable traffic or any combination of the above, we think the long-sleeve Traffic Master jersey should merit your consideration. With a full-length zipper, this not-so-subtle vesture can double as a light jacket over another garment. Designed and manufactured in California from Italian Giotherm™ fabric.

I don't care, it looks like shit.

All the gear, no idea.