Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

I actually think that look pretty cool, very 90's Paris Roubaix.

^^slack chain fail!

^^^ crushed scrotum fail thanks to wooden saddle!
(or maybe it's a training saddle for those wishing to ride a new brooks colt)

the bars are almost as big as the frame

Slack Chain!

(the old jokes die hard)

instead of getting that nicked you'd come back and find some scally using it for a small fire to heat a pot noodle or breaking it into sticks for their staffie to chase...

I reckon those Sphinx bars look awesome and can imagine they'd be nice to use too.

IMO probably the best looking Vig I've seen in the standard colour scheme.

I think that Vigorelli is lovely too. Except the bars which do look way fucked up even if they're practical.

the bars are almost as big as the frame

There's also a good chance that they are not legal for racing when attached to a normal length stem

yeah but they're designed for shorter stems....

the bars are almost as big as the frame

Deffo not anti.

Ugly, but not anti.

Saddle angle is.

Ugly, but not anti.

Saddle angle is.

ugly = anti

Puncture repair outfit under the saddle suggests road use, for which it is also not legal.

Also, Sphinx bars always equals anti-porn, it's one of the few certainties in life.

that frame paint job is also anti as hell, looks like:

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Create-Single-Speed-Fixie-2011-Yellow-And-Blue-Bike-/170862685493?pt=UK_Bikes_GL&hash=item27c835ad35

that frame paint job is also anti as hell, looks like:

Nothing wrong with an Italian colour scheme :D

http://www.pistonheads.com/sales/3858579.htm

Hahaha. 'The Biceps Edition' gtfo.

yet another

interesting brake cable eh... installation. and saddle. lovely.

yet another

came to post this

Dude says it's a cruiser. So much fail.

The kicker is that he's in Japan and imports a leader into the country and he'll name it after a Ninja Turtle.

http://www.reddit.com/r/FixedGearBicycle/comments/vh3cz/2012_leader_722_heritage_edition_the_hulk/