Jokes / Joke du jour!

Didn’t have many mates, what was his name again, Sergio Lonely?

I think that was him. Pale guy? Rode a horse?

Don’t worry I’ve found another place. Accommodation is miles better for just a few dollars more.

Was a big fan of Rio Ferdinand. Could often be heard shouting his praises.

Apparently he owns the only surviving 1st generation Dawes mountain bike; it’s the Lone Ranger.

A fistful of dollars would have got you a new joke

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Didn't know the fun police made it out to the wild west. Yeehaw. Lol.

They must have rode in on the painted wagon stagecoach from Yuma, near Oklahoma!

I just hope they're booked back on the 3.10!

One of them is grumpy?

I can't make it work. I give up.

I employed The Searchers to find me an original joke but looks like they failed so I’m off to hang ‘em high.

If you didn't hang em high, everyone would have to duck, you sucker!

I get all my jokes from my Three Amigos

have the book on my shelf and I am intimidated by its girth

Do it. It is brilliant

Round here it’s a a battle of wits between the quick and the dead.

My local Best Western has a special rate if you just want to sleep the night and not have a room during the day. From Dusk til Dawn.

Careful with the bar snacks, my pork scratching were uncooked, basically raw hide.

They have three different types of rooms available: The Good, The Bad and The Ugly.

More of an observation but whenever I ride to Brighton (which is quite often) my route takes me through Westmeston.

I really, really, really wish they had a Best Western in town.

'Hello, Best Western Westmeston; how can I help you?'

hahaha

I'd settle for some of the bad stringing out this joke, given up on the good.

Far and Away the easiest way to book a reservation is to download the App aloosa

The best western receptionist appears to have lost her voice

I thought I was talking to The Hoarse Whisperer

Mashton I have been chuckling periodically to the lonesome dove that was excellent

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