Alternative punch line: I hope you get it.
Additional alternative punchline: but it's an inside joke
The laughter is infectious.
Won't see a lot of smiles though..
To kill a French Vampire you need to drive a baguette through its heart.
Sounds easy, but the process is painstaking
I went to the music shop and asked the owner if I could see their littlest oboe, he said "maybe tomorrow"
Niche Canadian Lassie wannabe.
Want to see an antelope?
Look, she's coming down the ladder to her boyfriend's car.
I might apply for a job at the mirror factory.
I could see myself working there.
I'd be careful, a friend of mine suffered from a lot of bad luck after a workplace accident there.
That sort of health and safety incident reflects badly on a company of this type.
You're right, they should take a long, hard look at themselves.
Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini, the bartender asks, 'Olive or twist?'
Went in the barbers and asked them to cut my hair like Tom Cruise so they asked me to sit on a cushion.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To pose for a photo holding a bible
Victoria's Secret has called in the administrators
The firm will probably
I got that from a news brief - ing
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