<insert hound dog joke>
are you sure it can't be nothing but a hound dog joke there?
Yeah thanks m9
I'm crying all the time.
He’s all shook up.
I've invented a new word.
Stolen, put on fb as my own joke.
I dreamt I invented a new colour last night.
It was a pigment of my imagination.
Is he always on your mind?
Boris Johnson's baby was seen yesterday in a shawl from Primark!
He was a Wilf in cheap clothing.
I got the word Jacuzzi mixed up with the word Yakuza and now I'm in hot water with the Japanese Mafia.
Miley Cyrus is on lockdown in Yorkshire
She is currently twerking from home
I recently quit the reggae band I played triangle in, it was just one ting after another
'Okay boomer', said the currant to the elderberry.
Can't work the wife out. First she says, "Yes, fine, have a tattoo". Now she's moaning about the bagpipers in the garden.
I started a support group for pervert ice cream men
They came in their hundreds and thousands
I'm sure you've stopped a bunch of them from topping themselves.
Apparently Dominic Cummings is a very slow driver. He drove 260 miles and it took the contagious.
Like it , clean but not clean
Who wants to hear a Covid19 joke?
Although you probably won't get it.
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