What did Yoda say when he saw himself in the BluRay remaster?
Sorry buddy. But you're doubling up on eBay. Not allowed..
I'm squeezing a Geordie Yoda joke out of this one...
What did Geordieyoda say when told he was in a BluRay remaster...
And there I was ready for some Cannondale porn
Apologies if this is a repost..
Why was the snowman rummaging through a bag of carrots?
He was picking his nose.
My nearly 7 year old’s latest joke ^.
It's nearly that time of year when I get ready to read out the Xmas cracker joke, but it's really shit, so I think of a different one that might actually make people chuckle. I might borrow that one!
What is Santa’s primary language?
What do you do if your nose goes on strike?
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