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  • Why did the Mexican take valium?

    For Hispanic attacks.

  • A bad workman always blames his fools.

  • Tools, I meant tools. Stupid keyboard...

  • "Doctor, I think I have hereditary diarrhoea!"
    "But diarrhoea isn't genetic!"
    "Well, it's in my jeans...."

  • What chocolate do Mexicans eat at funerals?

    Sombre Aeros.

  • What's the best thing about living in Switzerland?

    Well for a start the flag's a big plus.

  • There's a special place reserved in Hull for the inventor of autocorrect.

  • I met a friend last night who works for dynorod. He told me he is suffering from chronic fatigue syndrome.....
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    Well he was looking rather drained.....

  • Did you hear about the Japanese chef with anger management issues
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    He kept losing his tempura

  • "Doctor, I think I have hereditary diarrhoea!"

    "But diarrhoea isn't genetic!"
    "Well, it's in my jeans...."

    and it runs in the family ?

  • What’s the Wu Tang Clans favourite nut?

    Cashews

  • It's funny because everyone knows it's pistachios

  • c.r.e.a.m.

  • There appears to be mist round the bottom of your photographs.
    Yes, I've got low selfie steam.

  • Why did the Italian chef commit suicide?

    He lost the huile d'olive

  • That's french.

  • And not funny.

  • Yes and in a sense you're correct in pointing it out. On the other hand, in France, there are Italian chefs non? (pour example Pizza Domino) And here in England all olive oil is referred to as such, regardless of provenance. So, we can safely assume an Italian chef, resident en France, and addressing his sous chef, might refer to huile d'olive in the local language.

    Maybe I should consider suicide too.

  • How do you prevent Canadian bacon from curling in the frying pan?

    You confiscate their tiny brooms.

  • There has been a break in at the Samsonite factory
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    The police are said to be on the case .......

  • I'm all for an increase in solar power generation, but it's not going to happen over night.

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