Jokes / Joke du jour!

I had a stick of CareFree gum, but it didn't work. I felt pretty good while I was blowing that bubble, but as soon as the gum lost its flavour, I was back to pondering my mortality.......

Mitch Hedberg

this thread used to be good

I preferred your earlier work

The only thing shit about the last page were the (wink, wink!) puns written in italics so nobody would miss them.

not everyone knows about ciabatta / shops in waitrose you know

morrisons white doesn't lend itself all that easily to punning

I was more thinking of this -

Do we really knead to pun this hard?
I'd bet at yeast £10 that this punning run doesn't last long.
S'not much dough I know, but it's just bun and games.

The only thing shit about the last page were the (wink, wink!) puns written in italics so nobody would miss them.

Oh, and the "LYNX BREADCRUMB" joke that started this shit was weaksauce, also.

And yes, I'm in a bad mood today.

Oh, and the "LYNX BREADCRUMB" joke that started this shit was weaksauce, also.

I really liked that joke.

It was pretty bad.

breadful

I wish I could take it bake.

if it hadn't been quoted you could just eraise what you roti

stop al-b-ready

back to the jokes now kids

i ate you all

That was sub par.

That's as may be, no need to be sour dough.

That's it I'm leaven this thread for good

C-c-c combo Baker

it's all proving to be a bit stale

Crust me, it's all gone way oaty ty

almost gone a wholemeal circle

Why did the baker have brown hands?

He was of west African descent.

Ryecist.

^ grain