Hallowe'en ride

like the route, go right by my place in archway, well one block. can we egg smear's place, between 12-13 on the g-map???

I've got some eggies in the fridge.. i'll move them outside to increase their potency.. ;)

hippy Like I said.. me in full lycra should be scary enough.
Actually I didn't hear stompy complain (not to my face anyway) so maybe I need more worn-out, crack 'o the arse showing knicks?

Yes, well fatboyralph and I got dropped and followed someone we thought was you for a couple of kilometres. We managed to catch up before realising that it was a woman's lycra clad backside that we thought was yours.

Now I wonder what that says about you?

Anyway - I'm not the complaining kind.

You said she was Aussie. You're just upset that even the Aussie chicks would beat ya in a sprint? :P
Anyway, I have a FINE arse! smacks arse, does dance, etc

-1: MA3K ++ but I will have to meet you guys enroute around eight.
0: dOcA
0.5: helen on her new fixed gear! (if it arrives in time)
0.75: my other mate who came out on the docklands ride
0.8-0.9: possibly one or two others (maybe not fgss tho - but enthusiastic)
1: Roland
2: asm
3: hippy?
4: jonnywilkinson?
5: mashton?
6:
7: Smeear? (where there is a list...)
8: Rowdy?
9: Russel?.................................................plus guests
10: David "velocity boy" K?
11: Aidan "Turd Furgeson"
12: Sano
13.31trum.maybe
14: dogsballs
15.PeterD. Possibly
16: Candide. Quite possibly
17: iBob
45,000: Aidan The Almighty Ruler Of Me
45,001: mdx

Things that go Bumpity Bump in the night.

-1: MA3K ++ but I will have to meet you guys enroute around eight.
0: dOcA
0.5: helen on her new fixed gear! (if it arrives in time)
0.75: my other mate who came out on the docklands ride
0.8-0.9: possibly one or two others (maybe not fgss tho - but enthusiastic)
1: Roland
2: asm
3: hippy?
4: jonnywilkinson
5: mashton?
6:
7: Smeear? (where there is a list...)
8: Rowdy?
9: Russel?.................................................plus guests
10: David "velocity boy" K?
11: Aidan "Turd Furgeson"
12: Sano
13.31trum.maybe
14: dogsballs
15.PeterD. Possibly
16: Candide. Quite possibly
17: iBob
45,000: Aidan The Almighty Ruler Of Me
45,001: mdx

I will have to meet you en route too. Could someone who is definitely on this whisper me their phone number?

Cheers guys.

whisper done. Thanks Jonny.

i've been given the go ahead from smeear to egg his house :D

MA3K|³| Things that go Bumpity Bump in the night.

That's pretty funny!

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Costume tips..
http://www.bikeradar.com/road/news/article/humour-8-halloween-costumes-for-cyclists-12934?source=newsletter&attr=road/2007/10/25

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hippy [quote]MA3K|³| Things that go Bumpity Bump in the night.

That's pretty funny!
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hahaha! that's so (not!) funny. but there are, now, just 2 days to go..... have you got your costumes sorted? (I presume hippy is going as a mountain biker)

Does that mean I have to crash diet, cover myself in lycra and mud and fit bar-ends or can I be a singlespeed type mtber, grow a goatie, get some tatts and fit a hipflask for whisky and a stuffed toy to my headtube..

hippy Does that mean I have to crash diet, cover myself in lycra and mud and fit bar-ends or can I be a singlespeed type mtber, grow a goatie, get some tatts and fit a hipflask for whisky and a stuffed toy to my headtube..

reading this:

bikeradar Mountain Biker (If You're normally a Roadie): Prepare for the party by gaining 10Kg and getting 20-30 tattoos. Wear baggy pants -- baggy enough that they keep falling down. Arrive drunk at the party and continue to drink once you get there. Insist you have mad skillz.

it would appear something along the lines of the latter.

I don't think I'll have the goatie in time.. I don't like tatts.. gaining more weight might change earth's orbit so I'll avoid that.. can do baggy pants.. can do drunk.. can talk about mad skillz and exhibit none of them. Sorted! Anyone got a flask holder?

so we're going fancy dress? need to sort something out. don't suppose a leopard skin thong counts?!

dogsballs so we're going fancy dress? need to sort something out. don't suppose a leopard skin thong counts?!

fancy dress - yes please! must admit i'm still pondering mine - but i will have something, promise. currently considering something skeletal.

I'm going as an art student :)

asm I'm going as an art student :)

so i guess you're staying in bed then?

not at all! Well for a bit maybe.

ok, i've pretty much got my costume sorted (plus one spare for lazy art students), we've got 45,001 on the list for riding, anyone else gonna join us? remember this will be a fun and friendly ride, i'm for sure going to be walking up some of the hills with stompy (if he makes it), and plenty of laughs and enjoyment along the way (have you all got ghost stories?).

i can't wait!

I'm pretty sure I'm coming, Should I be late for starting point would someone be kind enough to whisper their number, then I can catch up. Or infact will anyone be in a pub on the fulham rd beforehand, might not be worth my going home and then coming back out, hence the need to while an hour away in warm pub with pint.

Are there gonna be any nice girls on this ride?

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