I hate

Being told: "you performed by far the best of any candidate that we interviewed, but because you don't have the experience we were looking for we didn't offer you the job."....................... Fuck you cunts

Being told: "you performed by far the best of any candidate that we interviewed, but because you don't have the experience we were looking for we didn't offer you the job."....................... Fuck you cunts
that is shitty :(

LMFAO.

They need to fuck the fuck off! But they couldn't in their whole lifetimes fuck off far away enough for it be worthwhile.
I cannot WAIT for them to be realised as the obsolete talentless twats they are. Sooner rather than later please..

/fuckinghipsterdickheads

...my life. What a shitty shit luck, mine.
After the whole tooth dilema, i got really better ONLY to get a fucking cold.
Bedbound, coughing my lungs out, everything aches. Srsly, why?
What have I done?... and to whom=?
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When people call you* 'boss' *

*** normally Asian fella's
** Not racist, just always seems to be them

i hate fucking rail replacement bus service when i'm supposed to be taking my bike

When people call you* 'boss' *

I hate that too... I'm not your boss, we're just exchanging some money for stuff. Say mate or whatever.

...my life. What a shitty shit luck, mine.
After the whole tooth dilema, i got really better ONLY to get a fucking cold.
Bedbound, coughing my lungs out, everything aches. Srsly, why?
What have I done?... and to whom=?
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booo :( that's no good. hope you start to like it more soon.

I hate it when people who put the heating on 25 degrees from as soon as they get home then leave it on all evening and all through the night. Goddammit, 25 degrees is not a natural temperature to exist in you wasteful twat! What's wrong with just wearing a jumper?

I hate that too... I'm not your boss, we're just exchanging some money for stuff. Say mate or whatever.

Exactalutely ^

What's wrong with just wearing a jumper?

nod

bike parts.

want a new stem for you bike? tough shit, you'll need a new headset and forks.
want some different cranks? fuck you your bottom bracket doesn't allow it.
new handle bars? what size do you want? FUCK YOU BIKE PARTS.

bike parts.

want a new stem for you bike? tough shit, you'll need a new headset and forks.
want some different cranks? fuck you your bottom bracket doesn't allow it.
new handle bars? what size do you want? FUCK YOU BIKE PARTS.

get a JD bug then
bikes are gay anyway

I hate the cunt sitting opposite me, eating a fucking sandwich with terrifying urgency, tearing a massive bite out of the sandwich then pouring a gobful of tea onto this unchewed mouthful before squelching the whole mess with his tongue into a grim paste. I can see this paste because his mouth keeps flapping open.
He is ginger.
This paste he creates in his gormless maw is called 'ginger soup'.

I want a vast eyeless beast to blunder into the office, bellowing and mewling, smashing desks aside until he grabs the slobby gobbed gimp in his gristle hooks and crams him into his slavvering jaws, before pouring a bucket of scalding tea onto him and grinding him to death against the roof of his mouth with a stinking, pustule riddled tongue, creating the ultimate ginger soup.

^ Luci let it all out before you go a bit:

in my experience people say 'boss' when they're being talked down to (whether on purpose or not) and 'mate' when you seem to be on level terms.

Well in my experience that's bollocks. I'm not in the habit of talking down to anyone (present company excepted obviously) and usually it seems much more habitual than anything else.

chill out boss...

i say 'boss' in a cynically sycophantic way to manual workers when I want something that isnt the normal service, thought every one did that?

i say 'boss' in a cynically sycophantic way to** manual workers when I want something that isnt the normal service**, thought every one did that?

Your ever growing perversion sickens me.

chill out boss...

Touche !

Or 'touchy' if it's that binman-fetishising weirdo mf.

Your ever growing perversion sickens me.

dosent seem to be ever growing, not at the moment at least

Please,* boss, can you unload this big sack of shit for me, please Mr bossman*.

I call women who annoy me mate.