I hate

People wearing 'caps'.

just 'caps' or caps at a jaunty angle.

Now what are you going to say when you are genuinely struck by awe without wanting to cheapen the moment?

I usually go with HOLY FUCK!

Tits on eBay hitting 'BIN' then not paying for over a week, having sent them an invoice and an email asking when they intend to pay

.....then they write back saying 'sorry I'm skint, will you accept £(lower than original amount)?'

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Couldn't get 2012 tickets. never had a hope of getting 2012 tickets. And yet they email me constantly about all the cool and exciting stuff that's going to be happening, that I won't be getting to see? Yeah, thanks then
This. F***ing annoying.

The noise of the A20.
Coughing.
Cycle cop.
Wishing I could have a break, then getting a day off and feeling drained from working, then end up pissing the day away doing invoices and fixing more work up.

People wearing 'caps'.

I'm almost bald... Thanks...

He wasn't srs was he? What can you hate about all caps?

He may have been trolling, Benjamin... I can't say for sure...

I hate the girl on the other side of the road outside who has been vomming, retching and wailing very loudly for 30 minutes now, while her boyfriend vainly grapples with her fringe. Shut up!

Fringe, you say? Take a pic or it didn't happen...

Get up close, I'l pay your expenses...

#boredtodeathreference

Hmm he's calling an ambulance now and there's some old people crowded around. I reckon she's taken too much ket, or some other substance.

Ambulance is here. The poor guy is explaining things to the medics. They don't seem too impressed. Now they're all just staring at her. And now they're helping her into the ambulance.

Weird. At least the sound of her sticking her hand down her throat has gone now though.

If she was a horse, they would end her suffering already.

Is there any K on the ground?

I mainly feel sorry for the dude, nearly an hour of sitting on a step in the cold with a barfing, semi-conscious girl with no apparent end to the situation looked stressful to say the least. And kind of boring at the same time.

Take a pic or it didn't happen...

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I can't, she's gone now, they didn't put the sirens on so I'm guessing it wasn't too serious

Or there's no need to hurry anymore.

You had 30 minutes, so you fail... I will never commission you for a reportage job...

I read it as dressage job. WTF?!

:(

I hate the girl on the other side of the road outside who has been vomming, retching and wailing very loudly for 30 minutes now, while her boyfriend vainly grapples with her fringe. Shut up!

Hmm he's calling an ambulance now and there's some old people crowded around. I reckon she's taken too much ket, or some other substance.

Ambulance is here. The poor guy is explaining things to the medics. They don't seem too impressed. Now they're all just staring at her. And now they're helping her into the ambulance.

Weird. At least the sound of her sticking her hand down her throat has gone now though.

I mainly feel sorry for the dude, nearly an hour of sitting on a step in the cold with a barfing, semi-conscious girl with no apparent end to the situation looked stressful to say the least. And kind of boring at the same time.

I can't, she's gone now, they didn't put the sirens on so I'm guessing it wasn't too serious

Where do you live, some provintial town up North?

Essex Road on a friday night is equivalent to Wind Street in Swansea on a weeknight.

my job

Essex Road on a friday night is equivalent to Wind Street in Swansea on a weeknight.

really? is it that bad?