Bicycle Haikus!

I want to ride my
bicycle I want to ride
my bike. (Thank you Queen.)

5-7-5 syllables of fun.

fixed gear juggernaut
relentless in my progress
through the sultry day

A turn of the crank
Is all that you need to start
A revolution

epo will do
no good during a commute
for you, must be fixed

sore buttocks no fun
adjust saddle at own risk
slr for me

vegemite for gods
marmite does not pass the test
aussie all the way

chainring through my leg
should have sorted chain tension
hospital for me

when is someone else
going to haiku with us
trust me, it is great

I copy coppi -
drink from my water bottle
to shed weight on climb

fighting resistance
look down momentarily
thoughts of grit and teeth

5 mill off the cranks
helps me spin a bit faster
but slows my climbing

Haikus are like fixed –
the restriction is the thing
that liberates you.

I wonder who's online
so I glance to the top left
and bob's your uncle

David K you cunt
Look what you've gone and started
I need counselling

did you perhaps know
you can turn off user list
check your settings dude

I hadn't realized
but I don't think I'll bother
thanks all the same though

I am a newbie
Can you recommend a fix
For £500?

Look what I just got
for two hundred and sixty-
five pounds! (from ebay)

haa as he would say
i write of course of aidan
he has a new bike

forum observer
notes some here have way too much
idle time today

multi tasking here
though wish i was paid to surf
life ain't fair is it?

Doesn't take a sec
To stick a few words on here
They all add up though

i'm very lazy
hooked on bikes and computers
what else can i do?

sellotape laptop
onto your handlebars there
for double trouble

Let 10psi
Out your tyres and you can turn
Alu into steel

Would it be coasting
To ride fixed along the coast?
An oxymoron?