Ways not to lock your bike

My first thought was "If the owner turned up with no locks and just pulled somebody else's over his crankset, that's only marginally less stupid because this is not a place where an unlocked bike will remain untouched for long." But there is a lock on the bike - not even locking the wheel to the frame. Boggling.
In disbelief, I actually zoomed in on this. All the locks, much metal, but sadly, zero brain cells.

Or...if it's where I think it is, perhaps this eejit only believes crimes of fashion exist.