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  • This morning: Benugo, Great Portland Street.

    When the chap practically threw my coffee cup onto the counter I thought it was just part of his harried, put-upon-by-customers 'tude.

    But no! It was because he'd succeeded in creating a form of coffee plasma, hotter than the surface of the sun, and if he'd held onto the cup for a fraction of a second longer he'd have incandesced into a raging pillar of fire.

    1/10.

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