Alternatives to Rapha?

Hi, Are there any other good roadie clothing alternatives to Rapha?

That brand is just England's take on modern cycle clothing – just one (developing) county in a whole world of cycling.

Rapha is just expensive nodder wear now...

This thread would suggest so.

dhb or gore bike wear stuff is nice and plain
castelli is good if you don't mind being festooned with their logo
rapha is very nice as a treat for yoself
assos if you're some kind of bicycle adonis

Pretty much yes.

retro team kit from prendas is where it's at.

Hi dad.

I reckon my Swrve jeans are the best pair of cycling trousers...

'Cycling trousers'?

No.