2012-11-17 Gulliver's Travels, part 2

He tried to make us get up at 6am to go swimming in Tooting Lido after getting us all drunk in his back garden a few weeks ago. Not a euph.

Nobody was foolish enough to go swimming with him.

The lady speaketh the truth except that the wine waiters joined me for the early morning dip

However, the reason you did not go swimming was that you got up at 5am to go on a Fixie skidderz jaunt to Glasgow and back, on a tank full of Croze Hermitage.

Impressive indeed performance by you and Branwen.

The actual timing is a more leisurely 9am depart after the full English included in the cheapie hotel price.

Full guff on the "Lilliput and back" thread.