• I will be surprised if anything comes of this, given that I've come out of the experience with only "slight" injuries and material damage. But still, it had to be reported. Hit-and-run is a serious criminal offence.

    While I waited for the police, I watched other vehicles making a left turn from Piccadilly onto Down Street, including from the outside lane of traffic!

    As for my state of shock, discounted scotch is working wonders.