Thank God For Grandparents

There once was a man from Mars,
Whose balls were made out of brass,
In winder weather,
They clanged together,
And sparks shot out of his arse.

My Grandma's favorite rhyme was:

Old mother Riley had a cow
she tried to milk it but didn't know how
she pulled its tail instead of her tit
ans old mother Riley got covered in....... sweet violets!!!