Loosing? Learn the English language, people!

^ Thank God!

The misuse of apostrophes bothers me far more than it should. I judge people who don't bother with them, don't learn where to stick them or sprinkle them too liberally, in both my personal and professional lives.

I realise that probably definitely makes me sound like a bitch (after all, no one is perfect, there are far worse crimes etc. etc.) but I can't help it. It's a deal breaker.

Get a cheap sweep (or similar) from the PoundStore, whack a bit of soot on her face, borrow some tweed and a cravat from DJ, and 'voila!' you're missus can go as Bert, simples.

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