Jokes / Joke du jour!

I wasn't concentrating while driving this morning and crashed into a 'Stop' sign. I got out of the car to check the damage.

The sign was slightly bent and there was a small scratch on my bumper. Both could be repaired cheaply, so that wasn't too bad.

It wasn't all good news, though. I could tell from the kids' screams that the lollipop lady was pretty fucked up.

Reminds me of;
When I die I want to go out peacefully in my sleep just like my Grandad, not screaming in terror like his passengers.