• Rather nice chap
    Nearly 34, looks younger ;-)
    Soon to be divorced, hence greying hair
    East London (the good bit, not hipsterland)
    Studying gas/plumbing – has potential but currently poorer than you
    Good with kids and animals, but not little yappy ones or stroppy cats and my 6 year old cousin creeps me out - future sex offender in the making. You don't have to meet him or his awful parents
    Height and weight available on application

    Seeks mature lady (30+) in possession of mental faculties
    No psychos, DSS or bed-wetters
    Must have own teeth
    Not easily offended
    NO two pint lightweights need apply
    Looks unimportant as you’ll be spending most of your time in the dark wearing a pvc mask - high pain tolerance a must

    Likes cycling, swimming and being silly
    Dislikes peas, bananas and celery

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