Where are all the cool single guys in London?

It's the weirdest thing. I was at a 30th birthday a week ago, single women everywhere all bemoaning the scarcity of single guys.

"I know about 30,000" was my response, "They're all cyclists, in and around London, well-educated, a lot of good looking ones and boys next door. But athletic and with passion for their interests, leading cool lives... but not running into you because you're on the tube whilst they're enjoying the views up above.".

Well next time just invite us all to one of these parties of yours.