• I encountered him about two years ago and a bigger tosser you couldn't hope to meet. He was arguing the with a girl in Tesco's in Hammersmith because he couldn't grasp the concept of why his pay-as-you-go phone had run out of credit having only topped it up two hours before. She did point out that if you put a fiver on it, it was never going to qualify for a double points top-up. He went mental and his Bo Derek haircut only added to how ridiculous he looked. By the time he stormed out (having put another fiver on his phone) EVERYBODY was crying with laughter.

    If he feels that he would need to decapitate me like he did so ineffectively with Klitshko and not discuss it like a normal human then that's his issue.

    Besides, demonstrations of boxing outside the ring would only harm his chances of retaining his licence.

    David Haye will always be remembered as the bloke who couldn't beat the less dangerous of the twins. Because of a broken toe. And ability.

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