For Sale: Charge Scissor complete

LOL

To methodically desconstruct this in order though:

You guys are the biggest bunch of nobs.

Busted. I am bowled away by your perceptiveness.

Why don't you all buy a fucking Bmx!

It wouldn't be much good for long rides in the country, would it?

And stop wasting your precious faggot time on 26 inch trick bike.

Which is what you've been doing, presumably..? I think you'll find most people on here are on 700s.

I've been Bmx for four years.

Well done. Would you like fruit or flowers?

I bet I can fuck you all in a game of bike.

That depends. If it involves 80 miles cross country I'm fairly confident I could crush you, for what's it worth.

Instead of skipping like a fucking gay to get my pedals in the right place to do a gay barspin.

I'm gay, I skip terribly, is that what you meant?

You bunch of hipster cunts.

Says the man with a trick bike with 26 wheels....